Who decides who is a jsRockStar?

coolcodebytheface.js

function ImTheLeche(legoCreator) {
  return function(){
    return function(protopato) {
      legoCreator.gn = legoCreator.prototype = 
        Object.create(protopato,{constructor:{value:legoCreator}});
      return {init:function(){
        var fakeMVCfever = 
                Object.create(legoCreator.gn,{constructor:{value:this.init}});
        return legoCreator.apply(fakeMVCfever,arguments);}
      }
    }
  }();
}

var Duck = ImTheLeche(function Duck(cuak){this.cuak = cuak; return this})
                     ({walk:function(){return this.cuak;}});
duckly = Duck.init('Quark!!');
console.log(duckly.walk());