This list is;
- Non-aesthetic items only
- No stock items
- Unique sets (e.g. Frying Pan == Holy Mackerel)
- All items are craft, unless otherwise labeled
- COMPLETE
- Force-A-Nature (unlock)
- Shortstop
- Soda Popper
- Baby Face's Blaster
- Bonk! Atomic Punch (unlock)
- Crit-a-Cola
- Mad Milk
- Winger
- Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
- Flying Guillotine
- Sandman (unlock)
- Candy Cane
- Boston Basher/Three-Rune Blade
- Sun-on-a-Stick
- Fan O'War
- Atomizer
- Wrap Assassin
- COMPLETE
- Original
- Direct Hit (unlock)
- Black Box
- Rocket Jumper
- Liberty Launcher
- Cow Mangler 5000
- Beggar's Bazooka
- Buff Banner (unlock)
- Gunboats
- Battalion's Backup
- Concheror
- Mantreads
- Reserve Shooter
- Righteous Bison
- Equalizer (unlock)
- Pain Train
- Half-Zatoichi
- Disciplinary Action
- Market Gardener
- Escape Plan
- COMPLETE
- Backburner (unlock)
- Degreaser
- Phlogistinator
- Rainblower
- Flare Gun (unlock)
- Detonator
- Reserve Shooter
- Manmelter
- Scorch Shot
- Axtinguisher (unlock)/Postal Pummeler
- Homewrecker/Maul
- Powerjack
- Back Scratcher
- Sharpened Volcano Fragment
- Third Degree
- Lollichop
- Neon Annihilator
- COMPLETE
- Loch-n-Load
- Ali Baba's Wee Booties/Bootlegger
- Loose Cannon
- Chargin' Targe (unlock)
- Scottish Resistance (unlock)
- Sticky Jumper
- Splendid Screen
- Eyelander (unlock)/Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker/Nessie's Nine Iron
- Pain Train
- Scotsman's Skullcutter
- Claidheamh Mòr
- Ullapool Caber
- Half-Zatoichi
- Persian Persuader
- COMPLETE
- Natascha (unlock)
- Brass Beast
- Tomislav
- Huo-Long Heater
- Sandvich (unlock)/Robo-Sandvich
- Dalokohs Bar/Fishcake
- Buffalo Steak Sandvich
- Family Business
- Killing Gloves of Boxing (unlock)
- Gloves of Running Urgently
- Warrior's Spirit
- Fists of Steel
- Eviction Notice
- Holiday Punch
- COMPLETE
- Frontier Justice (unlock)
- Widowmaker
- Pomson 6000
- Rescue Ranger
- Wrangler (unlock)
- Short Circuit
- Gunslinger (unlock)
- Southern Hospitality
- Jag
- Eureka Effect
- COMPLETE
- Blutsauger (unlock)
- Crusader's Crossbow
- Overdose
- Kritzkrieg (unlock)
- Quick-Fix
- Vaccinator
- Übersaw (unlock)
- Vita-Saw
- Amputator
- Solemn Vow
- COMPLETE
- Huntsman (unlock)
- Sydney Sleeper
- Bazaar Bargain
- Machina
- Hitman's Heatmaker
- Jarate (unlock)
- Razorback (unlock)
- Darwin's Danger Shield
- Cozy Camper
- Cleaner's Carbine
- Tribalman's Shiv
- Bushwacka
- Shahanshah
- COMPLETE
- Ambassador (unlock)
- L'Etranger
- Enforcer
- Diamondback
- Your Eternal Reward/Wanga Prick
- Conniver's Kunai
- Big Earner
- Spy-cicle
- Cloak and Dagger (unlock)
- Dead Ringer (unlock)
- Red-Tape Recorder