jareddunn.txt

It's like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really they just wanna get you alone in the woods so they can take your binoculars
I found my retainer in a school dumpster. I found my biological father in a militia in the ozarks. This should be no problem.
Did that pussy Jared keep you on hold long? I eat that motherfucker’s lunch every day. No, man, I literally eat his food.
Guys, does girth-similarity affect Erlich's ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously?
Hey Dinesh do you use that chain to choke your mom while you stick your penis in her butthole
I have a lot of elderly friends.
I like this new angry side to you. Being around angry people relaxes me, because I know where I stand.
Sorry if I scared you; I know I have slightly ghost-like features.
That's a lot of jerking.
You know, Hitler actually played the bassoon. So, technically, Hitler was the Hitler of music
Hey! Sorry if I scared you, I know I have somewhat ghost-like features. My uncle used to say you look like someone starved a virgin to death.
They just kept saying if I didn't waste so much money at the butthole doctor, then we'd have enough money, but I pay for all my medical out of pocket.
It's just so many emotions. The board seat. I feel regret and glee that you would choose to honor me, and terror at not living up to your expectations, and compassion for Erlich's loss. Oh, Donald, you've come undone. 
Maybe now I'll fan out my plumage, so to speak, and see what pretty birdies might share my nest.
How much would it be worth to you if I told you I had a GPS app called Pied Piper tracking the location of your child? I can follow your child anywhere and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Most missing children are never found. Interested, very interested, or very interested?
Sometimes you have to numb yourself. If you want to work the corner you can't fall in love every time you turn a trick. That's why you do the oxy. 
I know you are my therapist, I was there when the court appointed you