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"One Domain" set to Metallica's "One"
# "One Domain" v1.0
## Set to Metallica's “One": (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/metallica/one.html)
### *For full dramatic effect*, read & sing aloud while watching: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc)
I can remember '93
When domains were open and free
Deep down inside I feel the scream
This insane pricing in front of me
Now that GoDaddy's filled with glee
I’m paying for crap with each tab key
There’s no choice but to agree
Nothing’s open but dot cow
I have an account rep his name is Seth
Oh please, #ICANN, wake me
The boardroom is much too real
Cost of domains has brought us to heel
Crushed under the recurring payment wheel
To the registrar captive
ICANN should give out lube for free
While the GNSO sips high tea
Lashed to the ship by congressional decree
Only #Namecoin will let you be
Hold my breath as I pay $6,250 to renew
Oh please, #ICANN, wake me
My domain is gone, I'd just one
Fucking UDRP
My Godaddy account rep his name is Seth
Oh please, #ICANN, help me
Domains
Imprisoning me
Fuck this UDRP
Absolute lawyer
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in Godaddy
DNS my holding cell
Domains
Have taken my life
Material breach
Taken my being
USPTO jeering
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
I only wanted to be Michael Dell
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