Tenderlove Theme Song

Tenderlove Theme Song

( roughly to the tune of the Ultraman theme song:
  http://www.televisiontunes.com/Ultraman.html )

Tenderlove, Tenderlove
Ruby programming guy
Tenderlove, Tenderlove
he's as awesome as _why

Seattle is his home
he's a Ruby brigadier
... got a great porn 'stache
he'll write XML for cash

Tenderlove, Tenderlove
taught himself Japanese
hacks on Rails, makes it fast
Arel needs ASTs

he's a warrior dressed in pink
he's the nicest geek in town
he's the guy you're dreaming of
Ruby Hero Tenderlove!