Simple pageview counter

counter.php

<?php
/**
 * Simple pageview class.
 *
 * Usage:
 * 	\Counter::register();
 *	\Counter::getStatus();
 *
 * @author Joubert <me@redrat.com.br>
 */
class Counter {

	/**
	 * Register new pagevew.
	 *
	 * @return void
	 */
	public static function register() {
		$data['page'] = '"'.$_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'].'"';
		$data['date'] = '"'.date('Y-m-d H:i:s').'"';

		$query = 'INSERT INTO reports ('.implode(', ', array_keys($data)).') VALUES ('.implode(', ', $data).')';
		/* be happy here */
	}

	/**
	 * Get result from pageviews.
	 *
	 * @return ?
	 */
	public static function getStatus()
	{
		$query = 'SELECT page, COUNT(*) AS total FROM reports GROUP BY page ORDER BY total DESC';
		/* be happy here */
	}

	/*
	 Database example:

		CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `reports` (
		  `id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
		  `page` text NOT NULL,
		  `date` datetime NOT NULL,
		  PRIMARY KEY (`id`)
		) ENGINE=InnoDB  DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8 AUTO_INCREMENT=9 ;

		INSERT INTO `reports` (`id`, `page`, `date`) VALUES
		(1, 'hev.php', '2014-11-11 11:30:26'),
		(2, 'date.php', '2014-11-18 12:34:00'),
		(3, 'date.php', '2014-11-26 14:25:33'),
		(4, 'yuno.php', '2014-11-20 12:35:28'),
		(5, 'hev.php', '2014-11-18 17:35:26'),
		(6, 'a.php', '2014-11-18 17:35:26'),
		(7, 'hev.php', '2014-11-26 00:00:00'),
		(8, 'hev.php', '2014-11-11 11:30:26');
		
	 */
}