The night after...

OOPed-my-brain.java

/**
 * This is what happens when I try eating breakfast after having spent
 * the previous night hacking away on some graphical programming.
 * ActionScript 3 was the language of choice---or, urm, Haxe---but the
 * code is here prescribed in Java. (ActionScript 3---or actually
 * Haxe---supports all of the language constructs I use here; I just
 * don't remember the syntax exactly; and, after several years using
 * OOP, my brain can OOPs! without any particular language.)
 */

public class Breakfast {

  public static void main(args...) {
    Egg eggs[3];

    int i;
    for (i = 0; i < 3; i++) {
      eggs[i] = cast BlestFood new Egg();
    }

    Bacon bacon_strips[10];

    for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
      bacon_strips[i] = cast BlestFood new Egg();
    }

    i = 0;
    foreach(egg : eggs) {
      egg.combine(bacon_strips[i++].location());
      egg.eat();
    }

    for(;i < bacon_strips.length(); ++i) {
      bacon_strips(i).eat();
    }
  }
}

interface BlestInterface {
  /**
   * Very important interface which indicates that I have prayed over my
   * food already. Contains one method, the eat() method. Jesus and I 
   * enjoy that method.
   */

  public void eat();
}

After reflection, I realize this won't compile. Well, my brain never was very good at Java... Say, have you tried Python?