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geocitify.rb

require 'nokogiri'
 
module Rack
  class Geocities
    UC_IMAGES = 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   
    def initialize app, options = {}
      @app = app
    end
 
    def call(env)
      status, @headers, @response = @app.call(env)
 
      if html?
        modify_html
        @headers.delete('Content-Length')
        response = Rack::Response.new([doc.to_html], status, @headers)
        response.finish
        response.to_a
      else
        [status, @headers, response]
      end

      @doc = nil
      @response_body = nil
    end
 
    private
      def html?
        @headers["Content-Type"] && @headers["Content-Type"].include?("text/html")
      end

      def doc
        @doc ||= Nokogiri::HTML(response_body)
      end
  
      def response_body
        @response_body ||= @response.respond_to?(:body) ? @response.body : @response
      end
 
      def modify_html
        add_under_construction_images
        add_marquee_tags
        add_font_tags
        add_blink_tags
        add_background_image
        add_footer
        remove_stylesheets
      end
  
      def add_under_construction_images
        doc.search("img").each do |node|
          node["src"] = random_under_construction_image if change_image?
          node["border"] = "1"
        end
      end
 
      def change_image?
        rand(Time.now) % 2 == 0
      end
 
      def add_marquee_tags
        doc.at_css("h1").children.wrap("<marquee behavior='alternate'></marquee>")
      end
 
      def add_font_tags
        body.children.wrap("<font face='COMIC SANS MS'></font>")
      end
 
      def add_blink_tags
        doc.search("b", "strong").wrap("<blink></blink>")
      end
 
      def add_background_image
        body["background"] = random_background_image
      end
 
      def remove_stylesheets
        doc.search("style", "link[rel='stylesheet']").remove
      end
      
      def add_footer
        body << link("http://www.netscape.com") << image("http://sillydog.org/netscape/graph/ns-best.gif")
        body << link("http://w2.eff.org/br/") << image("http://www.eff.org/pub/Graphics/Icons/BlueRibbon/rib_blk_brdr_sm.gif")
      end
      
      def body
        doc.at_css("body")
      end
      
      def link(href)
        link = node("a")
        link["href"] = href
        link
      end
 
      def image(src)
        image = node("image")
        image["src"] = src
        image["border"] = "1"
        image
      end
      
      def node(type)
        Nokogiri::XML::Node.new(type, doc)
      end
 
      def random_under_construction_image
        "http://www.textfiles.com/underconstruction/#{UC_IMAGES[rand(UC_IMAGES.size)]}"
      end
 
      def random_background_image
       "http://media.bigoo.ws/content/background/animated/animated_#{rand(60)}.gif"
      end
  end
end