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jpluimers / chocolatey.log
Created Oct 3, 2019
Chocolatey v0.10.15 on Windows 7 Professional; version 6.1.7601.65536 installing git.install 2.23.0: "ERROR: Cannot process argument transformation on parameter 'file64'. Cannot convert value to type System.String."
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2019-10-02 22:41:10,230 3908 [DEBUG] - XmlConfiguration is now operational
2019-10-02 22:41:10,336 3908 [INFO ] - ============================================================
2019-10-02 22:41:19,187 3908 [DEBUG] - Attempting to create directory "C:\Users\jeroenp\AppData\Local\Temp\chocolatey".
2019-10-02 22:41:19,262 3908 [INFO ] - Chocolatey v0.10.15
2019-10-02 22:41:19,272 3908 [DEBUG] - Chocolatey is running on Windows v 6.1.7601.65536
2019-10-02 22:41:19,275 3908 [DEBUG] - Attempting to delete file "C:/ProgramData/chocolatey/choco.exe.old".
2019-10-02 22:41:19,275 3908 [DEBUG] - Attempting to delete file "C:\ProgramData\chocolatey\choco.exe.old".
2019-10-02 22:41:19,299 3908 [DEBUG] - Command line: "C:\ProgramData\chocolatey\choco.exe" upgrade all --yes
2019-10-02 22:41:19,300 3908 [DEBUG] - Received arguments: upgrade all --yes
2019-10-02 22:41:19,885 3908 [DEBUG] - RemovePendingPackagesTask is now ready and waiting for PreRunMessage.
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rem Or even better, create a system image!
rem Things, that will get broken, that will get noticed ASAP or after restart, like Start or WiFi for sure!
rem Disabling network services (Dhcp/NlaSvc/netprofm/nsi/RmSvc) will prevent you from managing network settings!
rem Windows Defender Firewall is set to block all inbound/outbound except allowed apps, which have to be added first!
rem Terminating "ShellExperienceHost.exe" will restart it and Start's functionality
rem You can create a task, which runs after logon with one minute delay.
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<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<meta name="robots" content="noindex, nofollow">
<meta name="googlebot" content="noindex, nofollow">
<style type="text/css">
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jpluimers / basic-dev.ps1
Created Jul 23, 2019 — forked from flcdrg/basic-dev.ps1
My BoxStarter Scripts
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# SQL Server - do this early to avoid issues with newer versions of VC++ 2015 redist
choco install sql-server-2017
choco install sql-server-2017-cumulative-update
choco install sql-server-management-studio
# tools
choco install git
choco install nodejs
choco install tortoisegit
choco install visualstudiocode
jpluimers /
Created Jul 15, 2019 — forked from ruzickap/
OVFTool installation on ESXi
#Download OVF tools
wget -q -O /vmfs/volumes/My_Datastore/vmware-ovftool.tar.gz
# Extract ovftool content to /vmfs/volumes/My_Datastore
tar -xzf /vmfs/volumes/My_Datastore/vmware-ovftool.tar.gz -C /vmfs/volumes/My_Datastore/
rm /vmfs/volumes/My_Datastore/vmware-ovftool.tar.gz
# Modify the ovftool script to work on ESXi
sed -i 's@^#!/bin/bash@#!/bin/sh@' /vmfs/volumes/My_Datastore/vmware-ovftool/ovftool
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<script type="text/javascript">
"logged-in-sig": 1,
"logged-in-user" : 1,
var cookies = document.cookie.split(/; */);
var result = {};
var cookie_count = 0;
jpluimers /
Last active Jul 22, 2019
Failing WayBack archival URLs

Failing WayBack archival URLs

Early June 2019, Mark Graham asked me to share a URL that fails saving in the WayBack machine.

Below is a start of a list, so I can track when reported, and when they could become archived.

Note that not being able to archive URLs can be both a problem of the WayBack machine and of the page/site being archived.

So this document is absolutely not about blame, just a means to assist the WayBack machine and sites to do better archiving.

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// Copyright (C) 2001-2002 by Junichi Sakamoto <>
// Ver.2.0
// 本ファイルの著作権は坂本純一が保持します。
// 本ファイルは,改版の有無に関わらず,著作者に無断で転載することを禁じます。
// (一切の転載を禁じるもではありません)
// 本ファイルの使用から生ずるいかなる被害・損害も、著作者は一切責任を負いません。
// 本ファイルをそのままあるいは改版の上使用して生成された実行可能なバイナリファイル
// に対して、著作者は著作権を主張しません。本ファイルを改版の上使用することに対して
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DECLARE @SEARCHSTRING VARCHAR(255), @notcontain Varchar(255)
SELECT @SEARCHSTRING = 'Text I am searching', @notcontain = 'text that should be excluded'
case when sysobjects.xtype = 'P' then 'Stored Proc'
when sysobjects.xtype = 'TF' then 'Function'
when sysobjects.xtype = 'TR' then 'Trigger'
when sysobjects.xtype = 'V' then 'View'
when sysobjects.xtype = 'FN' then 'Function'
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