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Frank and Dianne
Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas.
Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot
to do, she called him on his cell phone. Dianne asked, "Frank, where
are you? You know that we have lots to do."
Frank said, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10
years ago, and you fell in love with a diamond necklace? I could not
afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Little tears started to flow down Dianne's cheek, and she got all choked up.
"Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
"Well, I'm in the Hooters right next to it."
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