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Last active March 29, 2020 16:36
Fake post for article
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Its not a bug its an undocumented feature
Here are a few of my favorite programming quotes
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Some Amazing Programming Quotes

  • "A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good."
  • "Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight." (Bill Gates)
  • "One man's crappy software is another man's full time job" (Jessica Gaston)
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Last active April 18, 2020 18:05
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jppope / about.md
Last active March 29, 2020 16:28
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Info about your cool project!

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jppope / index.md
Created March 28, 2020 19:30
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jppope / keybase.md
Created February 15, 2019 05:14

Keybase proof

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  • I am jppope on github.
  • I am jppope (https://keybase.io/jppope) on keybase.
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jppope / data.tsv
Last active August 2, 2018 22:42
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jppope / gist:78214635c5088677519081485651c07f
Created July 19, 2017 05:08
nightmarejs quickie
const Nightmare = require('nightmare');
const url = 'https://wordpress.org/plugins/search/facebook/';
/**
* recursive Nightmare
* TODO: need callback system
*/
iterateNightmare(url,0);
function iterateNightmare(url, counter){
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jppope / spam emails
Created June 1, 2016 17:01
List of SEO / Marketing SPAM emails
var spammers = [
"ashlihannant81@gmail.com",
]
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jppope / keybase.md
Last active September 22, 2015 17:39

Keybase proof

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  • I am jppope on github.
  • I am jppope (https://keybase.io/jppope) on keybase.
  • I have a public key whose fingerprint is 559B E884 73FA 28C9 FBCF E414 3AEF 135C 7A3A DD5D

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jppope / robert_downey_jr.php
Created September 9, 2015 20:54
wordpress enqeue thing
// this here is "jquery", the worlds most used javascript library, we are using it as a default
if (!is_admin()) add_action("wp_enqueue_scripts", "my_jquery_enqueue", 11);
function my_jquery_enqueue() {
wp_deregister_script('jquery');
wp_register_script('jquery', "http" . ($_SERVER['SERVER_PORT'] == 443 ? "s" : "") . "://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.1/jquery.min.js", false, null);
wp_enqueue_script('jquery');
}
function robert_downy_jr() {
// Our own unique function called robert_downy_jr because he has great style and functions well even when fucked up