jsboulanger

# update apt's package list
sudo apt-get update
# install git
sudo apt-get install g++ curl libssl-dev apache2-utils
sudo apt-get install git-core
# install node
sudo apt-get install nodejs
# install the Node package manager (npm) for later use
sudo apt-get install npm
sudo npm install express

jsboulanger

Let's not localize programming languages. Please >_<

Feel free to fork and expand and/or add more languages as an example to why this would be horrible, and I'll add them here :)