bashrodinger

📦.bash

alias 🔬="bash -c '\
touch 📦; \
chmod u+w 📦; chmod u-r 📦; \
(while true; \
  do \
    [ \$(shuf -i 0-1 -n 1) == 0 ] && \
      echo 🐱💣 > 📦  \
      || echo 💀💥 > 📦 ; \
    sleep 0.1; \
done) &\
jobs -p %1 > /tmp/📦.🔑' 2> /dev/null"

alias 👀="bash -c '\
chmod u-w 📦; chmod u+r 📦; \
echo 📦 = \$(cat 📦)'"

alias 🛑="bash -c 'kill \$(cat /tmp/📦.🔑) > /dev/null 2>1 \
  || true'"