Harriet Emulator

Program.cs

using System;
using System.Threading;

namespace ConsoleApplication2
{
    class Program
    {
        // Harriet emulator...
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            var random = new Random();

            while (true)
            {
                var phrase = 
                    random.NextDouble() > 0.5 ? "What doin?" : "What dat?";
                
                Console.WriteLine(phrase);

                Thread.Sleep(random.Next(5000));

                if (random.NextDouble () > 0.75)
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("Dadddddyyyyyyy!!!");
                }
            }
        }
    }
}