tampermonkey script for disabling the bullshit NYT jitter.

fuck-nytimes-jitter.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Fuck the New York Times
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      0.1
// @description  try to take over the world!
// @author       You
// @match        http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    // NOT ESPECIALLY TESTED. USE AT YOUR OWN PERIL TO DISABLE THE JITTER.
    window.addEventListener('load', function() {
        requirejs._defined['forecast/jitter'].get = function() {
            return 0;
        };
        console.log('fuck the new york times for this irresponsible UX jitter bullshit.');
    }, false);
})();