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{
"commands": {
"!zupmeistars": "https://i.imgur.com/luF2G6F.jpg",
"!snowball": "https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/29/1c22a365f9b54e4792ea9259674f1f2a/full.jpg",
"!commands": "http://vd.jurg.is/",
"!daGrevis": "http://i.imgur.com/DApeSdj.jpg",
"!scandiweb": "http://i.imgur.com/lVQGLVu.jpg",
"!rvs": "http://i.imgur.com/6lwWPiV.jpg",
"!hello": "Čav, {nick}",
"!find": "https://www.google.lv/#q={param}",
"!cav": "Woohoo, {param} is in da haus!!",
"!vote": "JS WINS",
"!history": "https://developers.lv",
"!pbf": "http://pbfcomics.com/comics/{param}/",
"!gay": "https://www.allmystery.de/i/t254b23_Gaaaay-Seal_97.jpg",
"!dump": "https://www.dropbox.com/s/bu611npq67apl8i/messages-developerslv.json?dl=0",
"!dumb": "you are dumb, try !dump",
"!party": "🎉🎉🎉",
"!nav_lox": "ir gan",
"!anime": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0lGQQjL-vc",
"!flamingo": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQY_xAmywxk",
"!wtf": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_NaHArGJgk",
"!js": "https://i.redd.it/xuovdj9i3gfz.png",
"!google": "https://www.google.lv/#q={urlParam}",
"!votelox": "Pamēģini !voteban {nick}",
"!dirseejs": "daGrevis",
"!argue": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DH_fTuPU0AA7Qt0.jpg:large",
"!lohs": "{param} ir lohs",
"!wiki": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/{urlParam}",
"!emilsp": "http://aleksejs.net/images/emilsp.png",
"!isis": "http://aleksejs.net/images/isis.png",
"!hue": "http://aleksejs.net/images/huehuehue.jpg",
"!mudaks": "http://aleksejs.net/images/emilsp.png",
"!bubbles": "https://i.pinimg.com/736x/97/73/45/9773450c6175d5df2879300eb54058ce.jpg",
"!aleksejs": "http://aleksejs.net/images/alien.jpg",
"!Aleksejs": "http://aleksejs.net/images/alien.jpg",
"!var": "vajadzētu varēt",
"!emilfix": "s/ +\\\\\\\\?/?/g",
"!bus": "https://youtu.be/7nKBKPcycFE?t=10",
"!mold": "https://www.twitch.tv/crimier",
"!bff": "https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21430170_1523417291039228_7764231246644658521_n.jpg?oh=7de045514dd1b1144b5f4f68961dfc52&oe=5A5588C2",
"!snowballfix": "s/$/?",
"!AleksejsFix": "s/./?/g",
"!api": "https://developers.lv/api",
"!idgaf": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsa1ZvzFgvU",
"!bmi": "You're fat as fuck",
"!todo": "https://developers.lv/6fc1ae97-df52-4ac0-8edb-001a7d154a2d",
"!wong": "https://i.imgur.com/FNn87RO.jpg",
"!direction": "{param}, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlCZsPFA-UI",
"!izklaide": "www.9gag2.com",
"!AAAA": "https://i.giphy.com/media/dmGZBHOeoROFO/giphy-downsized.gif",
"!pietiek": "https://i.imgur.com/eRg5t.jpg",
"!version": "HTML17",
"!miera": "{param}, http://g1.delphi.lv/images/pix/995x521/Y__3_R6aia8/interneta-hits-miera-ielas-svetki-46016977.jpg",
"!neg": "{param}, negative!",
"!lenny": "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"!nedirst": "CMD tieshi ta!",
"!dianshi": "grammar abuse!",
"!amiright": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCeTsaJOXDw",
"!tish": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3-PdeZgOM8",
"!tofik": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6nzIxw2WSY",
"!Zandis": "Biggest scumbag wanker to walk this earth, and that's a fact.",
"!dauns": "http://aleksejs.net/images/emilsp.png",
"!up": "Upload images to #developerslv via the http://developers.lv/up telegram interface!",
"!kanzur": "http://aleksejs.net/share/spam.html",
"!ksjvw": "{param}, kāds sakars ar JavaScript vai web-izstrādi?",
"!whois": "https://developers.lv/?search&nick={urlParam}",
"!ksjuwap": "Kāds sakars JavaScript un web-izstrādei ar programmēšanu?",
"!pietiek2": "https://i.imgur.com/2VJ7jeG.png",
"!tarhun": "https://i.imgur.com/2VJ7jeG.png",
"!phonegap": "https://i.imgur.com/2VJ7jeG.png",
"!github": "https://github.com/search?utf8=✓&q={urlParam}",
"!magic": "http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mgc.gif",
"!twice": "{param},{param}",
"!kmtd": "Ko man tagad darīt?",
"!gword": "{param}, https://image.prntscr.com/image/EJGEDfRoRM2tTgRxzV5dZw.png",
"!Labakais": "#TuEsiLabākais",
"!btc": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzFi-bNXHMo",
"!nohomo": "http://aleksejs.net/images/no_homo.png",
"!dv": "{param}, http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/004/420/91f.gif",
"!dalbajobas": "{param}, https://youtu.be/Z6Kg78XpbrY",
"!ij": "https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/0d/04/c70d040c4b5aa9810b0b49558fb9d7b7.jpg",
"!sjw": "https://youtu.be/Z6Kg78XpbrY",
"!kenser": "https://twitter.com/serioussam909/with_replies",
"!spaces_or_tabs": "SPACES",
"!mad": "https://youtu.be/xzpndHtdl9A",
"!help": "help",
"!vienmerviens": "http://ej.uz/vienmerviens",
"!oooh": "https://i.imgur.com/xgz9nkR.gif",
"!paludz": "palūgt jau var",
"!unicorn": "🦄 ",
"!count2": "http://www.pmlp.gov.lv/lv/sakums/statistika/personvardu-datu-baze/?id=137&query={urlParam}",
"!shrugs": "¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"!shrug": "¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"!kspurap": "Kāds sakars plītīm un reļuškām ar programmēšanu?",
"!ksap": "Kāds sakars {param} ar programmēšanu?",
"!pong": "ping!",
"!truth": "https://developers.lv/2148cfc1-5cfa-4c27-a797-f3bf66832608",
"!gender": "http://aleksejs.net/share/genders.json",
"!console": "console.log(this.attachments[id].deleted, this.attachments[id].deleted)",
"!lizard": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DacgHWJUMAA2CQz.jpg:large",
"!atpisies": "https://i.imgflip.com/28z8w9.jpg",
"!rudis": "http://haskell.lv/share/2018-04-24-21:20:56-telegram-edamai-910758053.jpg",
"!dagrevis_ij": "https://censoru.net/uploads/posts/2016-03/1458669813_q7vmg4qrxfc1.jpg",
"!youtube": "https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query={urlParam}",
"!haskell": "https://imgur.com/a/F4Cr43J",
"!ks": "Kāds sakars {param} ar software vai hacking?",
"!hip": "http://itvnet.lv/gallery/zinas/dienabildes/51400_973891.jpg",
"!jurgenzz": "https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfmpgBqLVwLzsw7zFZd0mBdnXSo079najBJdQT1LkXE1W-g9tzsw",
"!insult2": "{param}, you are one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.",
"!insult": "{param}, http://aleksejs.net/images/insult.jpg",
"!bbc": "https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/bc/af/54bcafd0a6155d5c7f4d626f533c0411.jpg",
"!ask": "Don't ask to ask. Just ask.",
"!amurs": "http://aleksejs.net/images/received_2053775621549158.mp4",
"!truth2": "https://developers.lv/39ea9997-215b-4d5a-9e2e-c2be9f2e11ea",
"!iq": "tava smadzene ir procesors, dažiem tur griežas C, dažiem browseris ar javascript",
"!ss": "https://open.spotify.com/search/results/{urlParam}",
"!huee": "https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/806/492/9a3.gif",
"!hujak": "https://cs5.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2015-12_3/1450090017120892868.jpg",
"!hujakhujakungatavs": "https://github.com/jurgenzz/vd",
"!jesus": "https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/336/658/fdf.gif",
"!peasant": "https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/82/96/de829699d95a9fbab651b7b9f61394e7.jpg",
"!siers": "http://aleksejs.net/images/shot_13_02_2019_23_06_51.png",
"!sm": "stulbā mauka {param}",
"!advice": "http://aleksejs.net/images/MI.jpg",
"!nttuntd": "https://youtu.be/xVVLbeW5OOU",
"!ij3": "http://aleksejs.net/images/shot_26_02_2019_11_06_17.png",
"!nevar": "bet nevar",
"!wroks": "http://aleksejs.net/images/2ur7m1.jpg",
"!tavsviedoklis": "iet dirsa {param}",
"!kspsapr": "Kāds sakars pointeru stumdīšanai ar problēmas risināšanu?",
"!cs50": "noderēs, mācies!",
"!tmtnp": "tu man te nerunā pekstiņus",
"!ttm": "Tu to man?",
"!inta": "{param}, http://aleksejs.net/images/inta.jpg",
"!snbt": "https://i.imgur.com/VpQFhJR.jpg",
"!lastfm": "http://fair.lv/?user={param}&period=3month&rows=4&cols=7&imageSize=269&noborder=on",
"!nixos": "\"Ar nixos pārāk liels pisaks\" - Aleksejs, 01.04.2019, 12:09:00",
"!slikts": "http://aleksejs.net/images/whitemale.gif",
"!hackerman": "https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/176/251/4d7.png",
"!labrit": "https://i.imgur.com/WdSxv4H.gif",
"!scrobbles": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmomcik_S5o",
"!chicky": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NApdUtxPJC0",
"!etttd": "es tev tagad te dirsīšu",
"!tmttn": "tu mani tagad te netrollē",
"!spec": "https://github.com/daGrevis/developerslv",
"!offtopic": "{param} ir offtopic, pārnesiet uz #developerslv-2nd",
"!flaw": "http://telegram.zn.id.lv/2019-05-21-19:19:27-telegram-Aleksejs-762131716.jpg",
"!idk": "¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"!constructor": "testik",
"!neisen": "https://youtu.be/Z6Kg78XpbrY",
"!hate": "https://developers.lv/c1b3d2ce-f4fb-430a-91b9-25c01d04c5a2",
"!dzhadzhot": "prasi snowballam tas mak",
"!coindispenser": "prokekts izstrades stadija anno 2018",
"!sarcasm": "http://aleksejs.net/images/sarcasm.gif",
"!headbang": "http://aleksejs.net/images/newsted.gif",
"!so": "http://aleksejs.net/images/so.png",
"!fool": "https://i.imgflip.com/339ivr.jpg",
"!neesilohs": "http://telegram.zn.id.lv/2019-06-21-11:11:41-telegram-daGrevis-762131966-neesi-lohs.jpg",
"!actually": "https://i.imgur.com/sOroUUr.png",
"!ngnt": "http://aleksejs.net/images/ngnt.jpg",
"!az5": "https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/499/946/f50.jpg",
"!hater": "dianshi",
"!fnl": "http://aleksejs.net/images/fnl.jpeg",
"!hh": "hipsterhuiņa",
"!deputats": "Aleksejs Ivanovs",
"!kr4": "😄🔫",
"!racism": "http://aleksejs.net/images/racism.jpeg",
"!PRC": "http://aleksejs.net/images/prc.jpg",
"!ir": "nu nav",
"!draugi": "{param}, https://i.imgur.com/8pK15tI.gif",
"!devlv": "https://i.imgur.com/3ZFwp5S.gif",
"!webex": "https://i.imgur.com/2VJ7jeG.png",
"!truth3": "https://developers.lv/b06240a9-7f8c-404a-97c4-d448d8d655a9",
"!racist": "https://developers.lv/a6471b5b-9c1a-4aca-8314-22d96a7b1037",
"!rasists": "https://developers.lv/8378236a-ded3-46d6-9221-df97e8922119",
"!ass": "did you just assume?",
"!faggotry": "http://aleksejs.net/images/faggotry.jpg",
"!faggotry2": "http://aleksejs.net/images/faggotry2.jpg",
"!cvar": " var",
"!rust": "nevar",
"!cm": "✡ ",
"!daGrevis2": "hipsterhuiņa 😄🔫",
"!arlabunakti": " 💋💋💋",
"!hh2": "{param} histerhuŅa!",
"!insult3": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOo3c-A3Jxs",
"!snowball2": "http://aleksejs.net/images/snowball2.jpg",
"!fag": "fake and gay",
"!pidor": ".--. .. -.. --- .-.",
"!racist2": "https://developers.lv/17b9ba7a-e710-4717-8b54-5346268a9614",
"!racist3": "https://developers.lv/55029a4d-d5ca-494a-90f8-b46f41a43a34 + https://developers.lv/1fc9bb5d-823e-4cf6-863b-7d26b92e52d0",
"!rekt": "https://i.imgur.com/mQre6be.gif",
"!inde": "https://twitter.com/TranslateRealDT",
"!lohi": "#developerslv",
"!nword": "https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/549767993047033954/C28BD007DF3989A3D73CA5D8283BF5F163CAE7B4/",
"!test": "testing",
"!clap": "👏👏👏",
"!bless": "bless this community!",
"!kurstradaemilsp": "https://mullvad.net",
"!kurstradadagrevis": "https://www.orangelv.com/ ",
"!lvburti": "āčēģīķļņšūž",
"!shrugz": "https://i.redd.it/7fcu41hi2re41.png",
"!eilish": "bu bu bu",
"!discord": "https://discord.gg/K2VArV",
"!rapist": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639373043017187351/689767020371378202/20200318_112551.jpg",
"!kuce": "Rūdolfs Vikmanis",
"!jfk": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBUDyntqcUY",
"!avensis": "https://i.imgflip.com/3wks91.jpg",
"!privacy": "https://github.com/daGrevis/developerslv/tree/master/exports",
"!ij4": "https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/639373043017187351/711851882036985856/Z.png",
"!usa": "http://aleksejs.net/images/murica.jpg",
"!ij5": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679003141651300374/730371416930648084/unknown.png",
"!trump": "\"lmao tramptardiņ paskaties ko tavs svētais donalds tagad izdarīja",
"!topic": "\"snowball slikts, jo trump, es slikts, jo domāju, ka ogļhidrāti nav slikti, daGrevis vnk jobnutijs, dianshi lohs parastsis\" © siers",
"!npsf": "http://imgur.com/kv4PTiD",
"!lmgtfy": "https://lmgtfy.com/?q={param}",
"!caarbs": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694579299717480489/738028647729856542/caarbs.jpg",
"!aleksejs3": "https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694579299717480489/739106168114512043/dobby-house-elf-15.jpg",
"!okay": "https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/617/OkayGuy.jpg",
"!brocoli": "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694579299717480489/747753582291320972/unknown.png",
"!covidmap": "https://spkc.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/4469c1fb01ed43cea6f20743ee7d5939",
"!qt": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHdAk3kWIAA-S4H.jpg:large",
"!kekw": "http://fair.lv/images/kekw.gif",
"!dirscord": "proprietary govno",
"!eu": "es nesaprotu ko tu saki",
"!detestik": "fuck{param}face{param}",
"!frontend": "\"vnk .sort un viss\" ",
"!anuka": "{param}, https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679003141651300374/1022556136248971294/dD-4bizBTkjDAxw2.mp4",
"!album": "https://jurg.is/album.html"
}
}
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