"Observing people hacking the Switch from the outside is like watching the Windows status bar: How long will it take? WHO KNOWS?! Maybe a few months, maybe a few years... but you can definitely see stuff happening!"
"oh no my cousin updated my switch can I get homebrew channel & cfw????"
"no"
[ANGERY IDIOT NOISES]
An accurate description of how accurately Yuzu is emulating the Switch: It looks the part, but it still has to be pulled around to make it work, and it's not quite got the whole thing just yet.
'The three hardest problems in programming are deliver-once, naming things, off-by-one-errors, and deliver-once.'
* Kate and SciresM stroll through the doors of the Nintendo of Japan main complex.
Kate> It sure is nice to be--
* Nintendo executives pull out guns, level them at Kate.
Nintendo> Excellent work, Michael. As promised, the next seven Pokémon games.
* Nintendo executive gestures with his head towards a briefcase.
Nintendo> Now get out of here before I change my mind.
