connecting to a remote TCP server in LOLCODE

remote.lol

HAI 1.3
  CAN HAS SOCKS?

  I HAS A local
  local R I IZ SOCKS'Z BIND YR "ANY" AN YR 12345 MKAY

  BTW get an IP address
  I HAS A addr ITZ I IZ SOCKS'Z RESOLV YR "google.com" MKAY

  BTW connect to a remote port
  I HAS A remote
  remote R I IZ SOCKS'Z KONN YR local AN YR addr AN YR 80 MKAY

  BTW send some stuff
  I IZ SOCKS'Z PUT YR local AN YR remote AN YR "GET http://www.google.com/:)" MKAY

  BTW should be "HTTP/1.0 200 OK\n"
  I HAS A data
  data R I IZ SOCKS'Z GET YR local AN YR remote AN YR 16 MKAY
  VISIBLE data

  BTW cleanup or else program will be blocked waiting for port
  I IZ SOCKS'Z CLOSE YR local MKAY
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