this script will [le]terally give you brain cancer. This script takes what you have in your clipboard and "le transforms" it into moron-speak. e.g. the quick little brown fox jumps over the lazy dog -> le quick [le]ttle brown fox jumps ov[l]er le lazy dog. Use wisely and not in the presence of children.

braincancer.py

#aka brain cancer
import win32clipboard as clippy

def main():
  #gotta do this for clip board stuff
	clippy.OpenClipboard()
	cliptext = clippy.GetClipboardData()
	
	outtext = ''

	ctr = 1
	for word in cliptext.split('e'):
		#replace 'el' with 'le', 'li' with '[le]''
		word = word.replace('el','le')
		word = word.replace('li','[le]')

		#replace 'e' with '[l]e' but 'th' with 'le'
		if ctr != len(cliptext.split('e')):
			if word[-1] == 'h' and word[-2] == 't':
				word = word[:-2] + 'l'
			elif word[-1] != 'l':
				word = word + '[l]'
		outtext += word + 'e'
		ctr += 1
	outtext = outtext[:-1]

	#set the clipboard
	clippy.EmptyClipboard()
	clippy.SetClipboardText(outtext)
	clippy.CloseClipboard()


if __name__ == "__main__":
	main()