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@justjake
Created Aug 26, 2015
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4chan tried to make a monopoly game in a live codepad
// install gentoo
// https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/49913571/so-g-has-never-made-a-project-in-their-lives-so
// http://codeshare.io/sqjc2
const clover = '//s.4cdn.org/image/buttons/burichan/watch_thread_off.png';
// @param {String} url - load image from here
// @return {Promise<Sprite>} herp derp
function loadSprite(url) {
return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
const img = new Image();
// mdn suggests this ordering... unknown if it is necessary
img.addEventListener('load', () => resolve(new Sprite(0, 0, img))); // No i mean the codeshare platform/// wha?????? lol
img.src = url
})
}
function createContext() {
const canv = document.createElement('canvas');
documnet.appendElement(canv);
return canv.getContext('2D');
}
function checkOP() {
return "OP is batshit insane";
}
class Entity {
// render this entity as a scene
// @return Array<Sprite>
render() {
// fuck we need some sprites yo
}
}
/*soo desu nee~黒人
kawaii uguu~
Sur*priced this shit isn't deleted already */
class Sprite {
constructor(x, y, image) {
this.x = x;
this.y = y;
this.image = image;
}
}
// feel free to pseudocode, or write in ruby or something. i will fix syntax if need be.
class Board {
}
class Card {
this.name = name;
this.action = action;
this.sprite = sprite;
}
/**
* an easy representation of a scene is just a list of sprites from back to front.
* we might extend this in the future into an object with more fields
* but for now this is fine.
* @see https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Canvas_API/Tutorial/Using_images#Example_A_simple_line_graph
*/
function render(sprites, context) {
sprites.forEach(s => context.drawImage(s.image, s.x, s.y));
}
function main() {
string mootspritefilepathnameaddress = "http://s.4cdn.org/image/title/100.jpg";
const context = makeContext();
loadSprite(clover).then(sprite => {
// just fuck my shit up ASAP
// A+ change, lgtm, would stamp in code review
render([sprite], context);
})
//that moment when you clench your anus as somebody highlights the whole project
}
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