4chan tried to make a monopoly game in a live codepad

fuck-me.js

// install gentoo
// https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/49913571/so-g-has-never-made-a-project-in-their-lives-so
// http://codeshare.io/sqjc2
const clover = '//s.4cdn.org/image/buttons/burichan/watch_thread_off.png';

// @param {String} url - load image from here
// @return {Promise<Sprite>} herp derp
function loadSprite(url) {
  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
    const img = new Image();
    // mdn suggests this ordering... unknown if it is necessary
    img.addEventListener('load', () => resolve(new Sprite(0, 0, img))); // No i mean the codeshare platform/// wha?????? lol
    img.src = url
  })
}

function createContext() {
	const canv = document.createElement('canvas');
	documnet.appendElement(canv);
	return canv.getContext('2D'); 
}

function checkOP() {
	return "OP is batshit insane";
}

class Entity {
  // render this entity as a scene
  // @return Array<Sprite>
  render() {
  	 // fuck we need some sprites yo
  }
}

/*soo desu nee~黒人
kawaii uguu~

    
Sur*priced this shit isn't deleted already */
class Sprite {
  constructor(x, y, image) {
    this.x = x;
    this.y = y;
    this.image = image;
  }
}

// feel free to pseudocode, or write in ruby or something. i will fix syntax if need be.
class Board {
    
}  

class Card {
 	this.name = name;
	this.action = action;
	this.sprite = sprite;
}

/**
 * an easy representation of a scene is just a list of sprites from back to front.
 * we might extend this in the future into an object with more fields
 * but for now this is fine.
 * @see https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Canvas_API/Tutorial/Using_images#Example_A_simple_line_graph
 */
function render(sprites, context) {
  sprites.forEach(s => context.drawImage(s.image, s.x, s.y));
}

function main() {
  string mootspritefilepathnameaddress = "http://s.4cdn.org/image/title/100.jpg";
  const context = makeContext();
  loadSprite(clover).then(sprite => {
    // just fuck my shit up ASAP
    // A+ change, lgtm, would stamp in code review
    render([sprite], context);
  })
  //that moment when you clench your anus as somebody highlights the whole project
}｝