Based on https://twitter.com/the55/status/295991439484137472, this is (will be) a script to fetch text nodes from the current page, pick a few random phrases, and combine them into an entertaining song name with band, track, and optionally remixer/remix name.

bandify.js

function findTextNodes( node ) {
  var text = [];
  if ( node.nodeType === 3 ) {
    text.push( node.nodeValue );
    // TODO: Filter out carriage returns, whitespace.
    // POSSIBLE TODO: Restrict to nodes within the main content area of the page? (so don't get ads, etc)
  } else {
    for ( var i = 0, max = node.childNodes.length; i < max; i++ ) {
      text = text.concat( findTextNodes( node.childNodes[i] ) );
    }
  }
  return text;
}
var textNodes = findTextNodes( document.body );