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Fixes For Things Microsoft Employees Don't Know Jack About.md

Fixes For Things Microsoft Employees Don't Know Jack About

Aren't you bored of that dribble Microsoft employees keep repeating on Microsoft Answers and elsewhere. Don't you wish you were talking to a real human being, and not a robot like how they behave. I'm not sure if they are human.

When you ask for help:

Microsoft employee: Oh I see you have a problem.
Solution:
  Copy/paste an irrelevant piece of instruction from the Microsoft manual of incompetancy.

Their answers always get higher priority over an answer of community members that usually have higher quality and they sound human.

So You Screwed Up Quick Access In Explorer?

No problem, delete this file and you're good.

> erase %AppData%\Microsoft\Windows\Recent\AutomaticDestinations\f01b4d95cf55d32a.automaticDestinations-ms
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