give-a-fuck

#!/bin/bash

PERCENTAGE=0
(
  while [ $PERCENTAGE -le 100 ]; do
    echo "$PERCENTAGE"
    
    case $PERCENTAGE in
      [1-9])
        ;;
      100)
        echo "# Error ID10T: No fucks found"
        ;;
      [12]*)
        echo "# Searching \$PATH for fucks"
        ;;
      [34]*)
        echo "# Querying REST endpoints"
        ;;
      [56]*)
        echo "# Googling for fuck providers"
        ;;
      [78]*)
        echo "# Attempting to find a fuck algorithm"
        ;;
      9*)
        echo "# cat /dev/fucks"
        ;;
      *)
        ;;
    esac
    sleep .1
    PERCENTAGE=$(( $PERCENTAGE + 1 ))
  done
) |
zenity --progress --text="Attempting to give a fuck" --percentage=0 --title="Giving a fuck" --width="400" --auto-close

zenity --error --text="Error ID10T: No fucks found" --width="400"