Skip to content

Instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

Embed
What would you like to do?
marine creature
================================================================================
An obscene shaped marine creature?
卑猥な形の海洋生物?
================================================================================
そういやさ、先日家族で水族館行ったんだよね。
So, I went to aquarium with my family.
実は、平日の、ガラガラの時に水族館行くのが趣味で、子供たちも大きくなってきたし、そろそろ楽しめるかと思って。
Actually, I like to go to the aquarium on weekdays because there are so few people.
でさ、そこでちょっと面白い話があったんだよ。
Well, there was a bit funny thing.
クラゲのコーナーでさ、俺の前に女性2人組が居てさ、彼女ら2人で話してたんだよね。
At the jellyfish section, there were two girls in front of me.
And they were talking about something.
そしたら、そのうちの1人が、
「これ、ちん○みたいじゃない?」
って言ったんだよ。
And then, one of them said "This is shaped like a dick.".
俺は聞き逃さなかったね!
I didn't miss the phrase.
このフレーズを聞き逃さなかったのは、ファインプレーだったね!
It was big play that I didn't miss this phrase!
あ、そのクラゲってのが、これな。
「ビゼンクラゲ」っていう種類。
Oh, this is the picture of the jellyfish.
It's called a "Edible jellyfish".
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFuLuqPgtVT/
動くとこんな感じ。
It behaves like this.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFuLqaOAMKp/
でかくね?
Isn't it too big?
ちん○にしては、カリが太すぎじゃね?
Isn't this too big glans for a dick?
実はその2人、水商売っぽい感じだったんだよ。
Actually, The girls looked like they were in the night entertainment business.
普段、どんなちん○見てんだよ!って思ったね。
I wondered they see what size of the dick as usual.
--> I wondered what is the usual size of a dick they often see!
そんな太客(ふときゃく)捕まえてんのかよ!って思ったね。ちん○だけに。
I thought that they are catching such a big-spender! for a dick.
--> I thought to myself: "You must be catching some big customers lately."
(話し相手の、何かしらの反応)
(それを聞いての反応)
<補足>
日本語の「太客」が、英語だと「big-spender」という点で、日英ともにニュアンスがかなり近い感覚で伝わりそうだったので、書いてました。
最終的には、こんな感じの会話形式にしたい。
https://kaki-engine.com/dialog-example-if-you-ask-tutor-his-github-account/
================================================================================
Sign up for free to join this conversation on GitHub. Already have an account? Sign in to comment