Kilian

/**
 * Annoying.js - How to be an asshole to your users
 *
 * DO NOT EVER, EVER USE THIS.
 *
 * Copyright (c) 2011 Kilian Valkhof (kilianvalkhof.com)
 * Visit https://gist.github.com/767982 for more information and changelogs.
 * Visit http://kilianvalkhof.com/2011/javascript/annoying-js-how-to-be-an-asshole/ for the introduction and weblog
 * Check out https://gist.github.com/942745 if you want to annoy developer instead of visitors
 *