View schema.ex
defmodule Bling.GraphQL.Schema do
use Absinthe.Schema
def middleware([]=middleware, _field, _object), do: middleware
def middleware(middleware, field, object) do
Bling.GraphQL.ScoutMiddleware.instrument(middleware, field, object)
end
query do
#...
View epmdless.ex
# A module containing the function that determines the port number
# based on a node name.
# Taken from https://www.erlang-solutions.com/blog/erlang-and-elixir-distribution-without-epmd.html
defmodule Epmdless do
def dist_port(name) when is_atom(name) do
dist_port Atom.to_string name
end
def dist_port(name) when is_list(name) do
dist_port List.to_string name
View new_relic_plug_absinthe.ex
defmodule NewRelic.Plug.Absinthe do
@moduledoc """
A plug that instruments Phoenix controllers and records their response times in New Relic.
Inside an instrumented controller's actions, `conn` can be used for further instrumentation with
`NewRelic.Plug.Instrumentation` and `NewRelic.Plug.Repo`.
```
defmodule MyApp.UsersController do
use Phoenix.Controller
View extricate.md
View schedule_store.js.jsx
var ScheduleStore = Reflux.createStore({
init(){
this.listenToMany(ScheduleActions);
},
schedule(){
return this._schedule;
},
setSchedule(schedule){
this._schedule = schedule;
View keybase.md

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am karmajunkie on github.
  • I am karmajunkie (https://keybase.io/karmajunkie) on keybase.
  • I have a public key whose fingerprint is EC67 CF80 F69A A0F6 4495 ABF5 AD08 F721 9592 3238

To claim this, I am signing this object:

View event_source_proof.rb
require_relative "../proofs_init.rb"
class ReplayTest
include Replay::EventSource
end
class ReplayTest
include Replay::EventSource
events do
SomeEvent(pid: Integer)
View replay_test.rb
class ReplayTest
include Replay::EventSource
#define an event inline to the class
event SomethingHappened(name: String, pid: Integer)
apply SomethingHappened do |event|
@name = event.name
@pid = event.pid
end
View blocktalk.js
Blocktalk = {
Index: {
//with init function: Blocktalk.Index.init();
init: function(){
$(document).ready(function(){
});
}
},
//called directly: Blocktalk.Show()
Show: function(){
View gist:3953353

...And proceeds to sell me 30 tickets to paintball.

No, seriously. That really happened. I was getting my haircut at Roosters last night and a guy walks in selling discounted tickets to Stunt Ranch Paintball. So of course I said "I'll take 30", because I have at least that many people I want to shoot, right?

So now I have to figure out how to get 30 people into playing paintball with me. The tickets don't expire, and they include everything except the paint and CO2. I'm not an avid paintballer, but that sounds like a decent deal to me, since I got them for $2 apiece.

I'm thinking a geeky paintball extravaganza sometime in the near future. Maybe a geek father/son thing, maybe we all dress up like Rebels and Stormtroopers. I dunno, I'm open to suggestions.