Things to do and buy for all five trimesters of a healthy pregnancy.
Introduction, or: What, you thought there were only three?
This post is just like, my opinion, man, and unlike everything on standard mom blogs, has neither pop-science citations nor affiliate links. Having babies is fun and great and they do need attention but they don't need products. I don't like clutter and I don't like smart home devices or basically anything digital or electronic at all -- really. Like not even a monitor. Overall you'll be fine if you just remember not to panic.
Boy warning: Girl things.