INTERCAL error messages

E017 DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIGURE THIS OUT?
E079 PROGRAMMER IS INSUFFICIENTLY POLITE
E099 PROGRAMMER IS OVERLY POLITE
E111 COMMUNIST PLOT DETECTED, COMPILER IS SUICIDING
E123 PROGRAM HAS DISAPPEARED INTO THE BLACK LAGOON
E127 SAYING ’ABRACADABRA’ WITHOUT A MAGIC WAND WON’T DO YOU ANY GOOD
E129 PROGRAM HAS GOTTEN LOST
E139 I WASN’T PLANNING TO GO THERE ANYWAY
E182 YOU MUST LIKE THIS LABEL A LOT!
E197 SO! 65535 LABELS AREN’T ENOUGH FOR YOU?
E200 NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED
E222 BUMMER, DUDE!
E240 ERROR HANDLER PRINTED SNIDE REMARK
E241 VARIABLES MAY NOT BE STORED IN WEST HYPERSPACE
E252 I’VE FORGOTTEN WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
E256 THAT’S TOO HARD FOR MY TINY BRAIN
E275 DON’T BYTE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW
E277 YOU CAN ONLY DISTORT THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS SO FAR
E281 THAT MUCH QUOTATION AMOUNTS TO PLAGIARISM
E333 YOU CAN’T HAVE EVERYTHING, WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT?
E345 THAT’S TOO COMPLEX FOR ME TO GRASP
E404 I’M ALL OUT OF CHOICES!
E405 PROGRAM REJECTED FOR MENTAL HEALTH REASONS
E436 THROW STICK BEFORE RETRIEVING!
E444 IT CAME FROM BEYOND SPACE
E533 YOU WANT MAYBE WE SHOULD IMPLEMENT 64-BIT VARIABLES?
E553 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
E555 FLOW DIAGRAM IS EXCESSIVELY CONNECTED
E562 I DO NOT COMPUTE
E579 WHAT BASE AND/OR LANGUAGE INCLUDES string?
E621 ERROR TYPE 621 ENCOUNTERED
E632 THE NEXT STACK RUPTURES. ALL DIE. OH, THE EMBARRASSMENT!
E633 PROGRAM FELL OFF THE EDGE
E652 HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!
E666 COMPILER HAS INDIGESTION
E774 RANDOM COMPILER BUG
E777 A SOURCE IS A SOURCE, OF COURSE, OF COURSE
E778 UNEXPLAINED COMPILER BUG
E810 ARE ONE-CHARACTER COMMANDS TOO SHORT FOR YOU?
E811 PROGRAM IS TOO BADLY BROKEN TO RUN
E888 I HAVE NO FILE AND I MUST SCREAM
E899 HELLO? CAN ANYONE GIVE ME A HAND HERE?
E990 FLAG ETIQUETTE FAILURE BAD SCOUT NO BISCUIT
E991 YOU HAVE TOO MUCH ROPE TO HANG YOURSELF
E993 I GAVE UP LONG AGO
E994 NOCTURNAL EMISSION, PLEASE LAUNDER SHEETS IMMEDIATELY
E995 DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO HAVE IMPLEMENTED THAT?
E997 ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF A CONTROLLED UNARY OPERATOR
E998 EXCUSE ME, YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOME OTHER COMPILER
E999 NO SKELETON IN MY CLOSET, WOE IS ME!
W016 DON’T TYPE THAT SO HASTILY
W018 THAT WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE
W112 THAT RELIES ON THE NEW WORLD ORDER
W128 SYSLIB IS OPTIMIZED FOR OBUSCATION
W276 YOU CAN’T EXPECT ME TO CHECK BACK THAT FAR
W239 WARNING HANDLER PRINTED SNIDE REMARK
W278 FROM A CONTRADICTION, ANYTHING FOLLOWS
W450 THE DOCUMENTOR IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT
W534 KEEP LOOKING AT THE TOP BIT
W622 WARNING TYPE 622 ENCOUNTERED