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Web Economy Bullshit Generator ported to bash to help git commits
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#!/usr/bin/env bash | |
# This is a bash port of the Web Economy Bullshit Generator | |
# http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html | |
# Now you don't have to worry about commit messages! | |
ARRAY1=("implement" "utilize" "integrate" "streamline" "optimize" "evolve" "transform" "embrace" | |
"enable" "orchestrate" "leverage" "reinvent" "aggregate" "architect" "enhance" "incentivize" "morph" "empower" | |
"envisioneer" "monetize" "harness" "facilitate" "seize" "disintermediate" "synergize" "strategize" "deploy" | |
"brand" "grow" "target" "syndicate" "synthesize" "deliver" "mesh" "incubate" "engage" "maximize" "benchmark" | |
"expedite" "reintermediate" "whiteboard" "visualize" "repurpose" "innovate" "scale" "unleash" "drive" "extend" | |
"engineer" "revolutionize" "generate" "exploit" "transition" "e-enable" "iterate" "cultivate" "matrix" | |
"productize" "redefine" | |
"recontextualize") | |
ARRAY2=("clicks-and-mortar" "value-added" "vertical" "proactive" "robust" "revolutionary" "scalable" | |
"leading-edge" "innovative" "intuitive" "strategic" "e-business" "mission-critical" "sticky" "one-to-one" | |
"24/7" "end-to-end" "global" "B2B" "B2C" "granular" "frictionless" "virtual" "viral" "dynamic" "24/365" | |
"best-of-breed" "killer" "magnetic" "bleeding-edge" "web-enabled" "interactive" "dot-com" "sexy" "back-end" | |
"real-time" "efficient" "front-end" "distributed" "seamless" "extensible" "turn-key" "world-class" | |
"open-source" "cross-platform" "cross-media" "synergistic" "bricks-and-clicks" "out-of-the-box" "enterprise" | |
"integrated" "impactful" "wireless" "transparent" "next-generation" "cutting-edge" "user-centric" "visionary" | |
"customized" "ubiquitous" "plug-and-play" "collaborative" "compelling" "holistic" "rich") | |
ARRAY3=("synergies" "web-readiness" "paradigms" "markets" "partnerships" "infrastructures" "platforms" | |
"initiatives" "channels" "eyeballs" "communities" "ROI" "solutions" "e-tailers" "e-services" "action-items" | |
"portals" "niches" "technologies" "content" "vortals" "supply-chains" "convergence" "relationships" | |
"architectures" "interfaces" "e-markets" "e-commerce" "systems" "bandwidth" "infomediaries" "models" | |
"mindshare" "deliverables" "users" "schemas" "networks" "applications" "metrics" "e-business" "functionalities" | |
"experiences" "web services" "methodologies") | |
INDEX1=$[ RANDOM % ${#ARRAY1[@]} ] | |
INDEX2=$[ RANDOM % ${#ARRAY2[@]} ] | |
INDEX3=$[ RANDOM % ${#ARRAY3[@]} ] | |
MESSAGE="${ARRAY1[INDEX1]} ${ARRAY2[INDEX2]} ${ARRAY3[INDEX3]}" | |
git commit -am "$MESSAGE" |
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