saturn.js

// There was a
function Planet() {
  // called
  this.name = 'Saturn'
  // It weigh 95 Earths
  this.mass = 5.6846e26
  // and was 9.5 times as large
  this.diameter = 60268
}

// This is what they had in mind
function consume( planet ) {
  while( planet.mass-- )
    continue
  while( planet.diameter-- )
    continue
  return void planet
}

// It turns out they didn't plan to leave...
function hangout( state ) {
  let time = Infinity / 0
  while( time )
    state
}

// And so it began: a new state was created.
let state = consume( new Planet() )
// What happened next, can only be
// described to CPUs as 'loop: jmp loop'
hangout( state )