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prosecutor: "On the night of Aug 25, 2015, what operating system were you using?"

defendant: "...uhh...ww...windows..."

prosecutor: "WHICH windows"

defendant: mumbles "xp"

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prosecutor: "Speak up, the jury didn't hear that. I say, WHICH windows?"

defendant: "....xp ok...I was using windows XP"

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Entire court room gasps. You hear babies start to sob in the back of the court room. A roar starts to emerge of whispering and cursing

judge: "Order...ORDER..."

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the court room quiets down

prosecutor: "That will be all"

judge: "..I don't even have the words to express my disdain. I don't have to think about this one, guilty on all counts...punishment, firing squad."

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