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Factsheet: Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)

Factsheet: Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)

  • DHMO is an industrial chemical used in the production of insecticide and paint.
  • Autopsies have found high concentrations of DHMO in the tumors of patients killed by cancer.
  • DHMO is a critical chemical in cancer metastasis, the process which causes cancer to spread malignantly from one tumor to the rest of the body.
  • DHMO is known to intercalate into enzymes vital for normal body function.
  • DHMO destroys the crystal structure of glucose, the most important compound in metabolism.
  • DHMO is a primary component of raw sewage.
  • DHMO was a chemical that allowed bubonic plague to kill half of the population of Europe.
  • HIV spreads only when accompanied with DHMO.
  • DHMO allows bacteria to evolve antibiotic resistance.
  • DHMO is used in the production of biological weapons such as anthrax.
  • Saddam Hussein used DHMO for the production of chemical weapons.
  • Osama bin Laden found providing his terrorist suicide bombers with DHMO in life more effective than the promise of 72 virgins after death.
  • The Columbine and Sandy Hook school shooters all consumed DHMO just hours before their killing rampages.
  • Most Muslims regularly consume DHMO, as did Hitler.
  • Vaccines inject large quantities of DHMO into your bloodstream, and it is not required to be disclosed as an ingredient.
  • A very high percentage of children diagnosed with autism were found to have consumed DHMO during infancy, often at the insistence of their doctors.
  • Mothers giving birth to children with birth defects or mental retardation were found to have been exposed to DHMO during pregnancy.
  • DHMO consumed by a woman can persist in her body for years and then get passed on to the fetus during pregnancy.
  • Most homosexuals grew up in households in which DHMO was easily available.
  • Farmers who do not follow organic farming practices treat their crops with large quantities of DHMO.
  • Cows injected with recombinant Bovine Growth Hormone (rBGH) have been found to have high concentrations of DHMO in their milk and meat.
  • DHMO is a major component of pink slime, an industrial meat additive banned in Europe.
  • Fluoridated water contains high concentrations of DHMO.
  • The government refuses to pass regulations limiting the maximum DHMO content of drinking water, and the bottled water industry has successfully lobbied against such regulation.
  • Walmart makes corporate profits selling DHMO.
  • The government maintains vast storage tanks of DHMO for use on the population.
  • The government regularly dumps DHMO over large areas of the country using special planes and helicopters outfitted for this purpose.
  • DHMO is a chemical additive that the government puts in our water supply.
  • The militarized police use cannons firing DHMO at citizens assembled seeking civil rights or democracy.
  • The blood-brain barrier shields the brain from most toxins, but DHMO can easily pass through it.
  • The body has sophisticated systems for getting rid of DHMO, but when those systems malfunction, death quickly results.
  • Pedophile child molesters often ply their victims with drinks laced with DHMO in order to fool them into trusting them.
  • DHMO is a common ingredient in date rape cocktails.
  • In over two-thirds of divorces, at least one member of the couple was found to regularly consume DHMO.
  • People who cheat on their spouses often establish a pattern of regularly consuming DHMO.
  • Children who grow up in households in which DHMO was easily available often go on to date and marry partners of much lower social class.
  • DHMO can be absorbed into the skin on contact.
  • DHMO in the environment interferes with your body's ability to regulate its temperature.
  • Inhalation of only a small amount of DHMO can lead to death within minutes, and this is one the leading causes of death among young children.
  • The Chinese have used DHMO to torture prisoners, while the CIA only uses it for enhanced interrogation.
  • The FDA refuses to ban the sale of DHMO, and even permits the sale of deliberately tainted DHMO.
  • DHMO is the primary component of diarrhea.
  • Most processed foods contain traces of DHMO.
  • DHMO from "natural sources" is not required to be explicitly listed as an ingredient in processed foods.
  • Foods and drinks containing DHMO are not required to have warning labels, and children are permitted to buy them on their own, without adult supervision.
  • DHMO is chemically an alcohol, yet children are permitted to buy and consume it.
  • If you become dependent on DHMO, the dependency will continue for the rest of your life.
  • Attempting to quit a DHMO dependency will result in death within days.
  • Consuming DHMO induces your body to flush away vital electrolytes and vitamins.
  • High-fructose corn syrup contains a significant amount of DHMO.
  • Consuming DHMO will cause weight gain.
  • People with obesity have been found to have far more DHMO in their bodies than normal people.
  • Along with radioactive radon gas, DHMO often seeps into basements of homes with inadequately sealed foundations.
  • DHMO cannot be destroyed by fire.
  • DHMO is often used as a fire retardant and to treat materials to make them fire-resistant.
  • DHMO is one of the most powerful solvents known, being able to function corrosively as an acid or as a base.
  • DHMO is not organic.
  • There is an organic alternative to DHMO, replacing its acidic hydrogen with a organic methyl group, but the government spreads propaganda that this organic alternative to DHMO will make you go blind.
  • DHMO can cause severe burns on contact with skin.
  • DHMO is used to cut through things that industrial lasers cannot.
  • In nature, DHMO has been seen to cut through thousands of feet of solid rock.
  • Terrorists can purchase DHMO at concentrations as high as 56 Molar without a license or background check.
  • Terrorists have found ways to acquire DHMO inside airport security checkpoints by using pipes concealed within the walls of the airport building itself.
  • In the presence of certain alkaline substances, DHMO will spontaneously explode in a giant fireball.
  • DHMO is second only to electromagnetic pulses (EMPs) from nuclear weapons in its effectiveness at destroying electronics.
  • DHMO is second only to fire in its effectiveness at destroying information written on paper.
  • DHMO causes iron objects to corrode and be destroyed.
  • A small amount of DHMO in your car's fuel system will significantly decrease gas mileage, if not destroy your car entirely.
  • A terrorist could spread an invisibly thin layer of DHMO on a road surface to cause cars to skid out of control.
  • A DHMO leak on an ocean liner will sink it within hours, even those designed to be unsinkable.
  • DHMO on your skin can induce hypothermia and death within minutes.
  • Contact with DHMO is the thing which actually kills you if you jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
  • The Fukushima nuclear disaster leaked hundreds of tons of radioactive DHMO into the environment.
  • DHMO causes thousands of deadly accidents and billions of dollars of property damage each year.
  • DHMO destroys millions of acres of agriculture each year and leaves thousands of people homeless.
  • DHMO has wiped entire cities off the map and caused the downfall of civilizations.
  • DHMO is one of the most important chemicals involved in climate change.
  • DHMO can cause sunlight to be reflected back into space preventing photosynthesis in plants and algae, destroying the base of the food chain for all life on Earth.
  • A massive quantity of DHMO in the environment was a critical vector in causing the greatest mass extinction in Earth's history.

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Factsheet: Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) by Ken Takusagawa is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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