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The Pentaverate - So, I Married an Axe Murderer
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Well it's a well-known fact sonny jim that there's a secret society of the five
wealthiest people in the world known as...The Pentaverate, who run everything in
the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country
mansion in colorado known as...The Meadows. The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys,
the Rothchilds and Colonel Sanders before he went teats up. Oh I hated the colonel
with his wee beedy eyes and that smug look on his face `ohh you're gonna buy my
chicken ohhh`
- Dad how can you hate the colonel?
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it
fortnightly smart-arse!
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