"The Orc and the Pie"
by Monte Cook
The World's Shortest (Yet Technically Complete) Adventure
Adventure Background: An orc has a pie.
Adventure Synopsis: The PCs kill the orc and take his pie.
Adventure Hook: The PCs are hungry for pie.
Room 1: [The Orc's Pie Room] read the following text to the players:
You see an orc with a pie. The room is 10 feet by 10 feet.
Creature: An orc.
Treasure: A pie.
Concluding the Adventure: Pie tastes good.
Further Adventures: Somewhere, there is a bakery making these good pies. Perhaps it's guarded by more orcs.
WHAT DO YOU DO???
I would like to seduce the orc.