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The Orc and the Pie

"The Orc and the Pie"

by Monte Cook

The World's Shortest (Yet Technically Complete) Adventure

Adventure Background: An orc has a pie.

Adventure Synopsis: The PCs kill the orc and take his pie.

Adventure Hook: The PCs are hungry for pie.

Room 1: [The Orc's Pie Room] read the following text to the players:

You see an orc with a pie.

The room is 10 feet by 10 feet.

Creature: An orc.

Treasure: A pie.

Concluding the Adventure: Pie tastes good.

Further Adventures: Somewhere, there is a bakery making these good pies. Perhaps it's guarded by more orcs.


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jenthura commented Aug 30, 2020

I would like to seduce the orc.

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