A script to explain the interaction that takes place when a cat jumps on a lap.

catsOnLap.js

var cat = {
	annoyance: 30 // cats are never not annoyed
};
var lapContents = [];
var needToPee = 0;

var catSettle = function(settlingCat) {
	if (cat.annoyance < 100) {
		lapcontents.push(settlingCat);
	} else {
		console.log('The cat leaves you to your misery.');
	}
};

var theInevitable = function() {
	needToPee++;
};

var useRestroom = function() {
	lapContents = [];
	cat.annoyance++;
};

while (lapcontents.length < 1 && cat.annoyance < 100) {
		catSettle(cat);
		while (lapContents.length !== 0) {
			theInevitable();
			if (needToPee >= 100) {
				useRestroom();
			}
		}
	
}

This is adorable 😊

@gringogidget It’s a truth of life. Had to be scripted somewhere!