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A love letter
Augusta = Awesome = true and Loved = Cherished = true
Infinity = (+1.0 / 0)..(-1.0 / 0)
def Infinity.ends; false; end
Forever = -> { puts "Augusta, we \033[31m<3\033[0m you!"; sleep 5 }
Incredible = :wunderbar!
%w(We The).map { |const| self.class.const_set const, Module.new do; end }
OurFamily = :the_number_one_most_important_thing # not breakfast
def a_letter(*to); yield Augusta; end
class Numeric
def method_missing(*); instance_eval { self }; end
end
def twas(as_if_it_were = {}, &re)
memories = as_if_it_were.fetch :only, 1.day.ago
re.call memories
end
class You
class << self
def will(always_be_loved); end
def to(us = OurFamily); end
end
end
class The::Universe < Infinity.class
def self.<<(you); end
end
def life
Class.new do
def self.has(since); since.fetch :been, Incredible; end
end
end
class Array
def ever_since; end
end
class String
def each; self.chars; end
end
module We
class Wish
def self.we_could(&blk)
klass = Module.new do
def self.experience(these_moments_for); Infinity; end
end.instance_eval &blk
end
end
end
def over(and_over = Infinity); end
trap :INT, :IGNORE # Forever and ever!
a_letter to: Augusta do
twas(only: 16.months.ago) { The::Universe << You.to(OurFamily) }
life.has :been => %w(i n c r e d i b l y).zip(*"wonderful!").ever_since
We::Wish.we_could { experience these_moments: over & over }
You.will always_be: Loved, and: Cherished
until Infinity.ends do; Forever.(); end
end
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kgashok commented Sep 20, 2014

Not mine. I found it somewhere!

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