Bitter coffee

gistfile1.coffee

options = require( "optimist" )
    .usage( "repro case" )
    .check( (argv) ->
                unless( argv )
                    throw "gonna die really soon"
    )
    .argv

## WTF below ##
runupload = (db, data, cb) ->
    db.dothis(
          data
        , cb
    )