My god what have I done...

gistfile1.txt

var units = map[string]int{
	"s":       1,
	"sec":     1,
	"secs":    1,
	"second":  1,
	"seconds": 1,
	"m":       60,
	"min":     60,
	"mins":    60,
	"minute":  60,
	"minutes": 60,
	"h":       60 * 60,
	"hr":      60 * 60,
	"hrs":     60 * 60,
	"hour":    60 * 60,
	"hours":   60 * 60,
	"d":       60 * 60 * 24,
	"day":     60 * 60 * 24,
	"days":    60 * 60 * 24,
	"w":       60 * 60 * 24 * 7,
	"week":    60 * 60 * 24 * 7,
	"weeks":   60 * 60 * 24 * 7,
	"M":       60 * 60 * 24 * 30,
	"month":   60 * 60 * 24 * 30,
	"months":  60 * 60 * 24 * 30,
	"Y":       60 * 60 * 24 * 365,
	"year":    60 * 60 * 24 * 365,
	"years":   60 * 60 * 24 * 365,
}