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Shit Ruby on Rails Developers Say
Did you upgrade to rails 3 yet?
I made a rake task for that.
1.8.7, or 1.9.3?
Did you know there's a rake task for that?
Did you upgrade to rails 3.1 yet?
Did you see my pull request?
Did you upgrade to rails 3.2 yet?
I commented on your pull request.
You need to run bundle install first
rb-env or rvm?
You need to run bundle exec first.
I made a git alias for that.
What's a design pattern?
Gah, my tests are failing!
Dude, that's a law of demeter violation.
Delayed Job, or Resque?
Who broke the tests?
Don't use the arrow keys in Vim!
Are you deploying?
Argh, I forgot to push my commit!
You're still using Webrick? I use Pow.
DHH doesn't think you should do it that way.
I'm a fucking Engine Yard programmer for fuck sake.
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I read this awhile ago, its still hilarious. I'm going to fork it and upgrade it (with full test coverage of course).

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