ifTernary.js

function param7(param) {
  return param + 7;
}

1 === 2 ?
  console.log("statement 1 passes") :
1 === 3 ?
  console.log("statement 2 passes") :
1 === 1 ? 
  function(){
    console.log(param7("ten"));
    console.log("llama");
  }() :
console.log("no statement passes");

So, functional programming/chains of functions can be used.

But...

experimenting with this some more, I'm a little confused as to why I can't just insert a block statement with multiple commands inside, a la

1 === 1 ?
    {
        param7("ten");
        console.log("llama");
    }:
1 === 3 ?
    console.log("statement 2 passes") :
1 === 4 ? 
    console.log("statement 3 passes") :
console.log("no statement passes")

Looking them up here: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Statements/block

confirms what I thought I had read, namely, that they're legal anywhere, basically. I guess rather than 'executing' the block, it tries to 'return' it? reaching at straws...

ok, back to real work for now, I guess.

ah ha... thought of this while in bed last night... you can use an anonymous function that is executed upon declaration as a block statement, basically (see current version).