keep your stress in check when you realize for the billionth time that your table schema is wrong.

(data)bass_drops.rb

#check it

readmemaybe.md

##What is this?

This is a ruby file that makes dropping your database precariously, perilously even, tons of fun.

##Where is this?

I put mine in ~/local/boom/ so it's less likely to get accidentally moved or deleted or whatevered.

##How is this?

In my ~/.bash_profile, I added an alias:

alias dropit='ruby ~/local/boom/wub.rb'

so that I can execute it anytime, anywhere in my terminal.

##Why is this?

Because it makes me laugh.

I also have this in my .bash_profile:

alias dubstep='rake db:drop'

...and in my Sinatra app Rakefiles:

namespace :db do desc "Drop the database at #{DB_NAME}" task :drop do   exec %{   source ~/.bash_profile   shopt -s expand_aliases   dropit   }   system("dropdb #{DB_NAME}") end

so whenever I need to drop the database, I just type $ dubstep in the terminal from the Sinatra app root folder.

###BONUS

alias yolo='rake db:create && rake db:migrate && rake db:seed'
// hat tip to @dontmitch and @mikelikesbikes

wub.rb

print "\e[2J"
print "\e[H"

sleep(1)
puts "doodle-oot"
sleep(1)
puts "doodle-oot"
sleep(1)
puts "DOODLE-OOT"
sleep(1)
puts "DOODLE-OOT"
sleep(1)

4.times do
	print "DOODLEOOT"
	sleep (0.5)
	print "DOODLEOOT\n"
	sleep (0.5)
end

4.times do
	puts "..."
	sleep(0.5)
end

puts "(wait for it)"
puts "..."
sleep(0.5)

3.times do
	puts "..."
	sleep(0.5)
end

print "\e[2J"
print "\e[H"

print "\e[31m"
puts "
	#      # #   # ###   
	#      # #   # #  #  
	#  #   # #   # ###   
	 # ## #  #   # #  #  
	  #  #   ##### ###   
"
sleep(0.25)
print "\e[2J"
print "\e[H"
print "\e[33m"

puts "
	#      # #   # ###    #      # #   # ### 
	#      # #   # #  #   #      # #   # #  #
	#  #   # #   # ###    #  #   # #   # ###
	 # ## #  #   # #  #    # ## #  #   # #  #
	  #  #   ##### ###      #  #   ##### ###
"
sleep(0.25)
print "\e[2J"
print "\e[H"
print "\e[36m"

puts "
	#      # #   # ###    #      # #   # ### 
	#      # #   # #  #   #      # #   # #  #
	#  #   # #   # ###    #  #   # #   # ###
	 # ## #  #   # #  #    # ## #  #   # #  #
	  #  #   ##### ###      #  #   ##### ###
	
	#      # #   # ###   
	#      # #   # #  #  
	#  #   # #   # ###   
	 # ## #  #   # #  #  
	  #  #   ##### ###   
	"
sleep(0.25)
print "\e[2J"
print "\e[H"
print "\e[32m"

puts "
	#      # #   # ###    #      # #   # ### 
	#      # #   # #  #   #      # #   # #  #
	#  #   # #   # ###    #  #   # #   # ###
	 # ## #  #   # #  #    # ## #  #   # #  #
	  #  #   ##### ###      #  #   ##### ###
	
	#      # #   # ###    #      # #   # ### 
	#      # #   # #  #   #      # #   # #  #
	#  #   # #   # ###    #  #   # #   # ###
	 # ## #  #   # #  #    # ## #  #   # #  #
	  #  #   ##### ###      #  #   ##### ###
	"
sleep(1)

print "\e[5m"

print "\e[2J"
print "\e[H"

print "\e[30;42m"
puts "


        DROPPING THE DATABASE        


"
sleep(4)

print "\e[0m"
print "\e[2J"
print "\e[H"