Reverts commit of gross social negligence from this weekend when I should have asked you for your number

gistfile1.txt

<?php
// @todo(lrhoades) time subject to availability, this is hacky but it gets the point across
$you->setDinnerPlans('01/22/13 19:00', isset($you['boyfriends']) ? false : 'The Islands 2 @ 803 Washington Ave');

throw new MarriedAndGayException("I'm super flattered, but I am both married and gay. I must admit though - that is the best date invitation I've ever seen. You win at asking lady geeks out on dates, sir!");