lance

Javascript Runtimes on Vert.x

Traditionally, the de facto Javascript runtime on the JVM has been Rhino. However with Vert.x 2.0 you can now also use DynJS for your Javascript applications with mod-lang-dynjs. In this talk we'll look at how the JS language modules have changed in Vert.x since 2.0 and discover some extra goodies DynJS brings to the table for your coding pleasure. Plus we'll explore some exciting Javascript modules for Vert.x, including Nodyn, a Node.js compatibility layer for the JVM.

lance

[12:01:07] <purplefox_> Right.. let's get started then!
[12:01:21] <Narigo> pff, one minute too late!
[12:01:23] <purplefox_> Hello fellow vertizens and welcome to Part 2 of this Vert.x planning meeting
[12:01:36] <Narigo> hi there!
[12:01:43] <purplefox_> hi Narigo 
[12:02:10] <purplefox_> so, last time we discussed changes to the vert.x core project for the next iteration (or iterations)
[12:02:23] tigeba verts.
[12:02:24] <purplefox_> today we will talking more about the greater module ecosystem
[12:02:40] <lanceball> morning!
[12:02:45] <purplefox_> and what we're currently missing, and what we would like to have, and what could be improved

lance

// ---------------------------------------------------------------
// Tests __defineGetter__, __defineSetter__, __lookupGetter__ and
// __lookupSetter__ for dynjs/rhino compatibility.
// ---------------------------------------------------------------
var MagicEightBall = function() {
  var that = this;
  this._questions = [];
  this._responses = [];
  this._score = 0;

lance

tell application "System Events"
	tell current location of network preferences
		set VPNservice to service "NAME OF YOUR VPN"

		if exists VPNservice then set isConnected to connected of current configuration of VPNservice

		if isConnected is false then
			connect VPNservice
		else
			disconnect VPNservice

lance

# Props to qmx and abstractj for the inspiration
# 
# Put this file in your home directory and these lines to .profile
# if [[ -f "$HOME/.java.env" ]]; then
#   source "$HOME/.java.env";
# fi

VERSION=$1

if [ ! -n "$VERSION" ] 

jm

RUBY HOEDOWN 2011

Day 1
-----

8:00 - Registration opens

9:00 - Kickoff with The Improv Effect

10:00 - TorqueBox: A True Application Server for Ruby

lance

The cats nestle close to their kittens now. 
The lambs have laid down with the sheep. 
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep.

The windows are dark in the town, child. 
The whales huddle down in the deep. 
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear 
You’ll go the fuck to sleep.

lance

require 'rubygems'
require 'sinatra'

module Simple
  class Application < Sinatra::Base
    get '/' do
      "Hello! TorqueBox says it's #{Time.now}."
    end
  end
end

jcrossley3

Quicksort
=========
I happened across a big pile of stuff
  And decided that it should be sorted.
The time I could spend was hardly enough,
  Any more time could not be afforded.

I picked up a thing, at random, I'm sure,
  And to each of the rest I compared it.
I made two more piles of stuff, as it were:

lance

frontend-64 1.2.final: 0606f16f 
frontend-32: 1.2.final: 6e05f207

appserver-64 1.2.final: ec06f185
appserver-32: 1.2.final: 7005f219

postgresql-64 1.2.final: ee06f187
postgresql-32: 1.2.final: 4c05f225

developer-standalone-64 1.2.final: f206f19b