Ruby Script to generate the intro and credits for my Railsgirls Berlin film

credits.rb

# encoding: utf-8
require_relative 'type'
require 'yaml'

30.times {puts}

sleep 2

command '"That was: #{event.name} #{Location.current} #{Date.today.year}"', "=> That was: Railsgirls Berlin 2012"

command 'event.sponsors.sort', ["Soundcloud", "Wooga", "Readmill", "Travis CI", "betahaus|Berlin",
  "Railslove", "Amen", "6Wunderkinder", "Kippt", "Geekli.st"].sort.inspect

command '"The intro and the credits were programmed in Ruby".source_code.url', '=> "https://gist.github.com/2440201"'

command 'music = open("http://soundcloud.com/steyoyoke/im-fine-steyoyoke-podcast-002")', '=> "I\'m Fine - Steyoyoke Podcast #002 by STEYOYOKE"'

command '[film.camera, film.sound]', '=> ["Alexander Lang", "Alexander Lang"]'
command 'film.edited_by', '=> "Alexander Lang"'
command 'film.creative_supervisor', '=> Anika Lindtner'
command 'film.producer.urls', '=> ["http://vimeo.com/langalex", "http://alex.io/video"]'

command 'puts railsgirls.urls.grep(/berlin/).join("\n")', "http://railsgirls.com/berlin\nhttp://twitter.com/railsgirls_bln\nhttp://groups.google.com/group/railsgirlsberlin"

command("event.thanks.to_yaml", {organizers: ["Karri Saarinen", "Linda Liukas", "Pia Henrietta Kekäläinen",
  "Anna Bessonova"],
  coaches: ["Konstantin Haase", "Sven Fuchs", "Josh Kalderimis", "Lena Herrmann", "Terrence Lee",
    "Mari De La Ossa", "Josefine Harzmann", "Ingo Weiss", "Raphaela Wrede", "Patrik Hüsler",
    "Chris Wörle", "Alex Coles", "Jan Lelis", "Matthias Lüdtke", "Joan Wolkerstorfer", "Duana Stanley",
    "Patrik Helm", "Timo Herttua"]}.to_yaml)

command "ps ax|grep rails", '=> 2375 ?? S 4:49.46 ruby /usr/local/bin/rails s'

command "kill 2375", '=> Killed.'

sleep 3

puts "\n\nCHUNKY BACON"

sleep 1

puts "CHUNKY BACON"

sleep 1

puts "CHUNKY BACON"

intro.rb

# encoding: utf-8
require_relative 'type'

30.times {puts}

sleep 2

command "Date.today", "=> 2012-04-14"

command "Location.current", '=> "Berlin, Germany"'

command 'event = Event.create name: "Railsgirls"', '=> <#Event: @name="Railsgirls" @reason="Get excited and make things!">'

command 'rails new railsgirls', '

      create
      create  README
      create  Rakefile
      create  config.ru
      create  .gitignore
      create  Gemfile
      create  app
      create  app/assets/images/rails.png
      create  app/assets/javascripts/application.js
      create  app/assets/stylesheets/application.css
      create  app/controllers/application_controller.rb
      create  app/helpers/application_helper.rb
      create  app/mailers
      create  app/models
      create  app/views/layouts/application.html.erb
      create  app/mailers/.gitkeep
      create  app/models/.gitkeep
      create  config
      create  config/routes.rb
      create  config/application.rb
      create  config/environment.rb
      create  config/environments
      create  config/environments/development.rb
      create  config/environments/production.rb
      create  config/environments/test.rb
      create  config/initializers
      create  config/initializers/backtrace_silencers.rb
      create  config/initializers/inflections.rb
      create  config/initializers/mime_types.rb
      create  config/initializers/secret_token.rb
      create  config/initializers/session_store.rb
      create  config/initializers/wrap_parameters.rb
      create  config/locales
      create  config/locales/en.yml
      create  config/boot.rb
      create  config/database.yml
      create  db
      create  db/seeds.rb
      create  doc
      create  doc/README_FOR_APP
      create  lib
      create  lib/tasks
      create  lib/tasks/.gitkeep
      create  lib/assets
      create  lib/assets/.gitkeep
      create  log
      create  log/.gitkeep
      create  public
      create  public/404.html
      create  public/422.html
      create  public/500.html
      create  public/favicon.ico
      create  public/index.html
      create  public/robots.txt
      create  script
      create  script/rails
      create  test/fixtures
      create  test/fixtures/.gitkeep
      create  test/functional
      create  test/functional/.gitkeep
      create  test/integration
      create  test/integration/.gitkeep
      create  test/unit
      create  test/unit/.gitkeep
      create  test/performance/browsing_test.rb
      create  test/test_helper.rb
      create  tmp/cache
      create  tmp/cache/assets
      create  vendor/assets/stylesheets
      create  vendor/assets/stylesheets/.gitkeep
      create  vendor/plugins
      create  vendor/plugins/.gitkeep
      done
'

command 'Applicant.each {|a| a.invite }'
# [instagram photos]

command 'event.start', '=> "Install Party..."'

type.rb

def type(cmd)
  cmd.chars.each do |c|
    print c
    sleep rand / 5
    STDOUT.flush
  end
  puts
end

def show(text)
  text.lines.each do |line|
    puts line
    sleep 0.01
  end
end

def command(cmd, ret_val = nil)
  print "\n> "
  type cmd
  sleep rand / 5
  show ret_val if ret_val
  sleep 0.5
end