Trolling a Script-Kiddie

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In IRC land:

2012-05-01 11:32 < neophyte821> hi
2012-05-01 11:32 < neophyte821> Dr.Hacko0o here
2012-05-01 11:32 < neophyte821> anyone
2012-05-01 11:32 < neophyte821> i have new mission for u guys
2012-05-01 11:35 < lattera> what's the mission?
2012-05-01 11:35 < lattera> and what do we get if we choose to accept this mission?
2012-05-01 11:36 < neophyte821> mission is not easy
2012-05-01 11:36 < neophyte821> dont be so confident
2012-05-01 11:36 < lattera> what's the mission?
2012-05-01 11:36 < lattera> and what do we get if we choose to accept this mission?
2012-05-01 11:37 < neophyte821> u will get last perl exploit dear
2012-05-01 11:37 < neophyte821> or what about 8 DNS server
2012-05-01 11:38 < lattera> what's the mission?
2012-05-01 11:38 < neophyte821> so u r in
2012-05-01 11:38 < lattera> what's the mission?
2012-05-01 11:38 < neophyte821> \okay
2012-05-01 11:39 < neophyte821> give me ur deatiles
2012-05-01 11:39 < neophyte821> i mean ur email
2012-05-01 11:39 < lattera> what's the mission?
2012-05-01 11:39 < neophyte821> try to use ur own VPN when u talk to me
2012-05-01 11:40 < neophyte821> its kinda close system of website
2012-05-01 11:40 < neophyte821> and steal all data without anyone know
2012-05-01 11:41 < lattera> what's the mission?
2012-05-01 11:42 < neophyte821> email
2012-05-01 11:43 < neophyte821> ?
2012-05-01 11:43 < lattera> what's the mission?
2012-05-01 11:43 < neophyte821> r u spam oe what
2012-05-01 11:43 < neophyte821> i already told u
2012-05-01 11:43 < lattera> what's the mission?
2012-05-01 11:44 < neophyte821> www.mmu.edu.my
2012-05-01 11:44 < neophyte821> this is the target
2012-05-01 11:44 < neophyte821> its making money universal
2012-05-01 11:45 < neophyte821> steal money from ppl
2012-05-01 11:45 < neophyte821> we need to steal these data first
2012-05-01 11:45 < neophyte821> this website use same dns of TM which is company of telecom in malaysia
2012-05-01 11:46 < neophyte821> whats i mean if u control this website thats mean u own Tm company
2012-05-01 11:46 < neophyte821> what is mean u own all internet in malaysoa
2012-05-01 11:46 < neophyte821> what is biggiest one in Asia
2012-05-01 11:48 < lattera> what do we receive from you if we choose to accept this mission?
2012-05-01 11:50 < neophyte821> i am gonna join u
2012-05-01 11:50 < neophyte821> deal?
2012-05-01 11:50 < lattera> why would we want you?
2012-05-01 11:50 < neophyte821> ehm
2012-05-01 11:51 < lattera> and why would we accept your membership candidacy based on a hack we did?
2012-05-01 11:51 < neophyte821> days will let u know dear
2012-05-01 11:52 < neophyte821> cz i am gonna be ur keyword to any mission
2012-05-01 11:52 < neophyte821> u dont knoe me wll
2012-05-01 11:52 < neophyte821> u dont know me well yet
2012-05-01 11:53 < neophyte821> i am Yemen;s guy
2012-05-01 11:53 < lattera> why should we allow you to be a member when no one knows you?
2012-05-01 11:53 < neophyte821> then why i should do to make proud that i ma with u guys
2012-05-01 11:53 < neophyte821> lets explore ur talent
2012-05-01 11:54 < lattera> send me your resume and how you currently benefit SoldierX and how you would benefit SoldierX in the long-term
2012-05-01 11:54 < lattera> and I will consider sponsoring your membership candidacy
2012-05-01 11:57 < neophyte821> i cant send u my info sorry
2012-05-01 11:57 < neophyte821> thats dangrous
2012-05-01 11:57 < lattera> yet you request me to send you my info?
2012-05-01 11:58 < neophyte821> Email not cosider as info
2012-05-01 11:58 < lattera> sure it is
2012-05-01 11:59 < neophyte821> its not if u r smart enough :)
2012-05-01 11:59 < lattera> sorry, based on my current interactions with you, you're not qualified to be a member of SoldierX and will not sponsor your membership candidacy
2012-05-01 12:00 < neophyte821> can i ask u something
2012-05-01 12:00 < lattera> you already did
2012-05-01 12:01 < neophyte821> lattera
2012-05-01 12:01 < lattera> neophyte821
2012-05-01 12:02 < neophyte821> as u have team i have rea,
2012-05-01 12:02 < neophyte821> team
2012-05-01 12:02 < neophyte821> and now we r in revlution of internet
2012-05-01 12:02 < lattera> I'm fluent in both English and Spanish
2012-05-01 12:02 < neophyte821> as i think we dont need to get new war
2012-05-01 12:02 < lattera> feel free to type coherently in either language
2012-05-01 12:04 < neophyte821> nice to meet u
2012-05-01 12:04 < neophyte821> its nice to see girl here as hacker
2012-05-01 12:05 -!- RaT [rat@soldierx.com] has joined #soldierx
2012-05-01 12:05 -!- mode/#soldierx [+qo RaT RaT] by ChanServ
2012-05-01 12:06 < neophyte821> whos admin here
2012-05-01 12:06 < lattera> the spawn of Lucifer
2012-05-01 12:08 < neophyte821> is he leader of this team
2012-05-01 12:08 < lattera> are you assuming the spawn of Lucifer is male?
2012-05-01 12:09 < neophyte821> is he she?
2012-05-01 12:09 < neophyte821> did u hear about Xomar before
2012-05-01 12:10 < neophyte821> the guys who hacked 5000 Visacard
2012-05-01 12:10 < lattera> why should anyone care?
2012-05-01 12:12 < neophyte821> ???????
2012-05-01 12:12 < neophyte821>  how old r u?
2012-05-01 12:13 < lattera> old enough to have saggy tits
2012-05-01 12:13 < lattera> how old are you?
2012-05-01 12:16 < neophyte821> what about to tell u that istart to use computer before u born :)
2012-05-01 12:17 < neophyte821> my age 3313389x
2012-05-01 12:17 < neophyte821> if u smart enough u will now my age
2012-05-01 12:19 < lattera> in the form of tits?
2012-05-01 12:19 < neophyte821> i am amle honey
2012-05-01 12:20 < lattera> in the form of tits?
2012-05-01 12:20 < neophyte821> yeah
2012-05-01 12:20 < lattera> tits or gtfo
2012-05-01 12:21 < neophyte821> do u know SOPA
2012-05-01 12:22 < lattera> I know SOPA very well
2012-05-01 12:22 < lattera> he and I have had many good times together
2012-05-01 12:22 < lattera> my back hurt after each good time
2012-05-01 12:25 < neophyte821> horny hacker
2012-05-01 12:25 < neophyte821> i like that
2012-05-01 12:25 < zandi> XFD
2012-05-01 12:25 < zandi> hold on, stop typing
2012-05-01 12:25 < zandi> i gotta read this scrollback
2012-05-01 12:26 < neophyte821> good start zandi
2012-05-01 12:28 < neophyte821> lattera
2012-05-01 12:28 < lattera> neophyte821
2012-05-01 12:28 < zandi> neophyte821:
2012-05-01 12:28 < neophyte821> r u aginst SOPA or no
2012-05-01 12:28 < zandi> lattera
2012-05-01 12:29 < neophyte821> Yeah zandi
2012-05-01 12:29 < lattera> neophyte821: not right now, it's been 16.75 days since he pressed his hot body against mine in sweet agony
2012-05-01 12:30 < neophyte821> here we go
2012-05-01 12:30 < zandi> nothing, i just want to be part of this
2012-05-01 12:30 < neophyte821> lattera
2012-05-01 12:30 < lattera> neophyte821
2012-05-01 12:30 < neophyte821> u exploit my system huminrty
2012-05-01 12:30 < neophyte821> u won
2012-05-01 12:31 < neophyte821> thisi is my email add me now
2012-05-01 12:31 < lattera> what did I win?
2012-05-01 12:31 < neophyte821> haithem124@gmail.com
2012-05-01 12:33 < neophyte821> 17.5 sce waiting u
2012-05-01 12:37 < neophyte821> lattra
2012-05-01 12:37 < neophyte821> r u there
2012-05-01 12:41 < grey> ok, what kind of gibberish crap was that?
2012-05-01 12:42 < neotek> 5 dorra foot rong?
2012-05-01 12:43 < grey> ahem, yesh, me ruv fu dorra foot rong
2012-05-01 12:43 < neophyte821> guys
2012-05-01 12:43 < neophyte821> how r u
2012-05-01 12:44 < neophyte821> r u aginst SOPA
2012-05-01 12:44 < grey> I speak mostly to people who take the time to learn how to type their words completely instead of replacing them with letters like 'r' and 'u' and 'y'
2012-05-01 12:46 < grey> those a re letters, not pronouns or articles.
2012-05-01 12:47 < grey> What is everyone up to besides bastardizing the english language?
2012-05-01 12:48 < zandi> work
2012-05-01 12:48 < neophyte821> correct agree with u Mr. grey
2012-05-01 12:48 < neophyte821> r u hacker
2012-05-01 12:49 < zandi> oh, the irony
2012-05-01 12:49 < grey> no, I am a meat popsicle with a degree in English Language Correction.
2012-05-01 12:50 < grey> and a minor in Random Fuckery Studies.
2012-05-01 12:50 < neophyte821> no one hacker here !!!!
2012-05-01 12:51 < lattera> I'm figuring out how to turn my coworker's hacked up code into a freebsd port
2012-05-01 12:52 < lattera> neophyte821: we're all NSA and MI6 here
2012-05-01 12:52 < grey> I'm 007
2012-05-01 12:52 < lattera> I'm MI6
2012-05-01 12:52 < grey> and a half
2012-05-01 12:52 < grey> with a side of pudding
2012-05-01 12:53 < lattera> neophyte821: so when you told me of what you wanted us to do for you since you couldn't do it yourself, you actually told an MI6 agent
2012-05-01 12:54 < lattera> and all the talk I've had with you was just to keep you connected so I could trace you
2012-05-01 12:54 < grey> I was just about to say that
2012-05-01 12:54 < grey> thats what usually happens
2012-05-01 12:54 < grey> >:-)
2012-05-01 12:55 < neophyte821> ???
2012-05-01 12:55 < neophyte821> lol
2012-05-01 12:56 < neophyte821> keep trace me :)
2012-05-01 12:56 < lattera> don't wipe your drive, that would be considered evidence tampering
2012-05-01 12:56 < lattera> we already have you for conspiracy to commit fraud
2012-05-01 12:56 < neophyte821> i asked for help
2012-05-01 12:56 < neophyte821> and u return me by trace me
2012-05-01 12:56 < neophyte821> is it logical lattera
2012-05-01 12:57 < neophyte821> ?
2012-05-01 12:57 < lattera> you asked federal agents to conspire to participate in illegal acts
2012-05-01 12:58 < grey> hey RaT, He's on the web IRC, you would have his IP wouldnt you?
2012-05-01 12:58 < neophyte821> omg all here agnist me
2012-05-01 12:59 < lattera> grey: I do, I have a full trace, I'll email it to you soon as I also grab a few more packet captures
2012-05-01 12:59 < neophyte821> i am not that expert guys calm down
2012-05-01 12:59 < grey> excellent
2012-05-01 01:00 -!- neophyte821 [da6f1029@omghax-15313945.com] has quit [Quit: soldierx web irc client (Oh shi - BRB FBI)]
2012-05-01 01:01 < lattera> he's probably doing an rm -rf / right now :)
2012-05-01 01:01 < grey> he should have known not to just go into a channel like that and start talking like that
2012-05-01 01:01 < grey> Middle eastern Kid MAYBE, maybe an adult who doesn't know much.
2012-05-01 01:02 < grey> you saw the Arabic right?
2012-05-01 01:02 < grey> Oh well