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Created January 31, 2016 03:01
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Get-Excuse.ps1
function Get-Excuse {
(Invoke-WebRequest http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/excuses -OutVariable excuses).content.split([Environment]::NewLine)[(get-random $excuses.content.split([Environment]::NewLine).count)]
}
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