CAH in progress.

Black cards

What's that smell? _
For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _!
It's a shame kids these days are getting involved with _.

White cards

Coat hanger abortions
Man meat
Autocannibalism
Vigorous jazz hands
Flightless birds
Pictures of boobs
Doing the right thing
Hunting accidents
A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette
The violation of our most basic human rights
Viagra (r)
Self-loating
Spectacular abs
An honest cop with nothing left to lose
Abstinence
A balanced breakfast
Mountain Dew Code Red
Concealing a boner
Roofies
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts
Tweeting
The Big Bang
Amputees
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Former President George W. Bush
Being marginalized
Smegma
Laying an egg
Cuddling
Aaron Burr
The Pope
A bleached asshole
Horse meat
Genital piercings
Fingering
Elderly Japanese men
Stranger danger
Fear itself
Science
Praying the gay away
Same-sex ice dancing
The terrorists
Making sex at here
German dungeon porn
Bingeing and purging
Ethnic cleansing
Cheating in the Special Olympics
Nickelback
Heteronormativity
William Shatner
Making a pouty face
Chainsaws for hands
The placenta
The profoundly handicapped
Tom Cruise
Object permanence
Goblins
An icepick lobotomy
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Hormone injections
A falcon with a cap on its head
Foreskin
Dying
Stunt doubles
The invisible hand
Jew-fros
A really cool hat
Flash flooding
Flavored condoms
Dying of dysyntery
Sexy pillow fights
The Three-Fifths compromise
A sad handjob
Men
Historically black colleges
Sean Penn
Heartwarming orphans
Waterboarding
The clitoris
Vikings
Friends who eat all the snacks
The Underground Railroad
Pretending to care
Raptor attacks
A micropenis
A Gypsy curse
Agriculture
Bling
A clandestine butt scratch
The South
Sniffing glue
Consultants
My humps
Geese
Being a dick to children
Party poopers
Sunshine and rainbows
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Mutually-assured destruction
Heath Ledger
Sexting
An Oedipus complex
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale
A sausage festival
Michael Jackson
Skeletor
Chivalry
Sharing needles
Being rich
Muzzy
Count Chocula
Spontaneous human combustion
College
Necrophilia
The Chinese gymnastics team
Global warming
Farting and walking away
Emotions
Uppercuts
Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers
Stifling a iggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis
Penis envy
Letting yourself go
White people
Dick Cheney
Leaving an awkward voicemail
Yeast
Natural selection
Masturbation
Twinkies (r)
A LAN Party
Opposable thumbs
A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato
Soiling oneself
A sassy black woman
Sperm whales
Teaching a robot to love
Scrubbing under the folds
A drive-by shooting
Whipping it out
Panda sex
Catapults
Will Smith
Toni Morrison's vagina