gistfile1.php[345]

<?php

class Person {
    var $name;

    public function __construct($name) {
        $this->name = $name;
    }

    public function __get($value) {
        if ($value == 'username') {
            return $this->name;
        }
    }

    public function __set($field, $value) {
        if ($field == 'age') {
            $this->age = $value;
        }
    }

    public function __call($func, $args) {
        echo "What the fuck are you doing?\n";
        print_r($args);
    }

    public function __toString() {
        $str = "My name is ".$this->name;
        if ( isset($this->age) ) $str .= " and I am ".$this->age." years old";
        return $str;
    }
}

$peter = new Person("Peter");

echo $peter->username."\n";

$peter->age = 30;

echo $peter;

?>