The Ultimate Wanker's Guide to Spamming AI Products on Reddit

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The Ultimate Guide to Spamming Your Mediocre AI Product Like a True Wanker - @foodz

Greetings, wanker comrades! Today, we band together to celebrate the art of obnoxiously promoting our subpar AI products to every corner of Reddit. So, buckle up and unleash the inner wanker in you!

Step 1: Visibility, or How to Be the Life of the (Spam) Party

Embrace your wanker nature and follow these foolproof steps to ensure your mediocre AI product outshines even the most irrelevant posts:

• Post it everywhere, even on /r/aww (kittens love AI, right?).
• Clickbait titles so deliciously cheesy that they could make a lactose intolerant person cringe.
• Remember, spamming is the new networking!

Step 2: Keyword Stuffing and Hashtags - The Art of Meaningless Babble

Why bother with the truth when you can just throw in random buzzwords and hashtags to lure unsuspecting victims? Here's how to take your AI product from zero to hero:

• Sprinkle in some "quantum," "blockchain," or even "avocado toast" to give your post that extra hipster touch.
• Hashtags are your best friends. #DrowningInIrrelevance

Step 3: Engage With Your Audience (aka The Art of Dodging Questions)

Keep in mind, fellow wankers, interaction is key. The more you engage, the more likely people are to think you care, even if you're just promoting digital trash. Here's the game plan:

• Always be vague. If they can't pin you down, they can't expose your AI product's true mediocrity.
• Questions about quality? Just reply with an unrelated GIF, like a cat playing a keyboard. People love cats.

There you have it, beloved wankers! With this ultimate guide, you'll be spamming your AI product to every nook and cranny of Reddit like a true pro. Now, go forth and unleash your inner wanker upon the world!

Step 4: Make sure your AI think doesn't actually work.

• No need for actual AI code, just take my input, $('#loadingDiv').show() and your are done.