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@AllanBranch's Friendship Test
Each line below is worth a different point amount.
3 points = We've had a short phone call.
7 points = We've met in person, briefly.
12 points = We've met in person and shared a meal or had over an hour long discussion.
12 points = You've asked me about my family or wished me happy birthday, in person, phone or email.
100 points = We've shared a hotel room.
1 points = We've talked via a social network.
2 points = We've exchanged a few emails.
100 points = I've farted in front of you.
40 points = I've met your spouse or you've met mine.
100 points = I follow you on Twitter.
3 points = I follow you on Facebook.
20 points = Experienced a full-on hug with me.
15 points = I follow you on Flickr.
50 points = You've been to my house.
40 points = You've been to LessConf
100 points = I've seen you in your bathing suit.
200 points = We've been in a hot tub together.
4 points = We've built a fort & killed bad guys together.
Now total up your points...
< 10 points == Try harder, I'm worth it.
< 20 points == Yeah, we're "friends"
< 40 points == I'd hug you, we're friends
< 80 points == I'd let you borrow $50
< 101 points == Good Friends
+ 201 points == Super Best Friends
@dstarh
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dstarh commented Mar 28, 2012

I'm sorry I didn't comment sooner this is amazing and smart

@trak3r
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trak3r commented Mar 28, 2012

62

@denniskeefe
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I only scored 78, but still eligible for a hug.

@imehesz
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imehesz commented Mar 28, 2012

I forked AND commented ... that's like +10 points :)

@joshpuckett
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309!

@shaneriley
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Wow, 237. Didn't even need to count the farts to be in super best friend territory!

@reustle
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reustle commented Mar 28, 2012

118, oh yeah.

@lessannette
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253, bitches!

@guenin
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guenin commented Mar 28, 2012

Super Besties ❤️✨

@jameswritescode
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I'll be hottubing people I meet from now on, and tweet them while doing so.

@denniskeefe
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In order to increase my score on your friendship test, I need you to fart in front of me, give me a a full on hug, share a hotel room with me and get in a hot tub together. Preferably not all of these at the same time.

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